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Corona-memes: A bit of a laugh during a time of plague.

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1595136063454.png A mirror so you can try on your mask before purchase??? Mind you, yesterday I bought a handmade mask from a colleague on the market. I picked a fabric that went with my clothes (v. important ;) ) but after I'd paid and put it on I realised the elastic was too tight and it hurt my ears and squished my nose. "Would you like to swap it for another?" "Um, no thanks. You won't be able to sell either if I do." "Really?" (long pause while penny dropped) "Oh, yes. I suppose you're right."
 
View attachment 6191 A mirror so you can try on your mask before purchase??? Mind you, yesterday I bought a handmade mask from a colleague on the market. I picked a fabric that went with my clothes (v. important ;) ) but after I'd paid and put it on I realised the elastic was too tight and it hurt my ears and squished my nose. "Would you like to swap it for another?" "Um, no thanks. You won't be able to sell either if I do." "Really?" (long pause while penny dropped) "Oh, yes. I suppose you're right."
My friend (she sews) made me one because all the elasticated ones fall off. She didn't join the elastics so I could adjust it to fit my own little head. Great idea.
 
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