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Or perhaps she could offer a large sum to take him off her hands? And a Christmas cake? He's very useful in the garden, I hear.
So that would make it rubbish disposal. (I'm just trying to get the wording right.)

May I suggest she try fly tipping. Much cheaper, well, free. And she could keep the cake for herself.

I'm sure as a useful gardener, he'd be happy to dig his own way out of the ditch.
 
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