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I reviewed the last book I read on Kindle. Gave it three out of five stars, so hardly slating it. I pointed out that it was full of typos and errors. The writer flagged it as offensive and it got hidden. There were a few other reviews, all five stars, by people who had only written the one review. I don't trust reviews on Kindle any more.
Whenever I'm looking for a new book or product, i always read the one star reviews. They tend to be more honest.
 
I reviewed the last book I read on Kindle. Gave it three out of five stars, so hardly slating it. I pointed out that it was full of typos and errors. The writer flagged it as offensive and it got hidden. There were a few other reviews, all five stars, by people who had only written the one review. I don't trust reviews on Kindle any more.
It is too easy to get a mates to leave good reviews. Here, maybe this will make you feel better.321414018_832387167866277_7140208637137456226_n.jpg
 

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