Amusement Writers, ranked by height

[Paul Whybrow]

Your Favorite Writers, Ranked by Height

I'm 5' 10" tall....

What are you?

 

[Marc Joan]

Lying down or standing up?

 

[KateESal]

I'm midway between Donna Tartt and Joan Didion.
Basically, a titch. :-D

 

[Marc Joan]

But perfectly formed, I'm sure.

 

[ChrisLewando]

Jesus wept. I'm actually shrinking. Physically, but hopefully not mentally.

 

[KateESal]

What a gent you are, @Marc Joan.

 

[KateESal]

Or a bit lewd.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, though.

 

[Marc Joan]

Or a bit lewd.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, though.

Thanks! I'm more used to doubt than benefit, so I'll take that!

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Used to be 5' 5, 5' 4" last time measured standing.

 

[Nikky Lee]

I'm between J.R.R Tolkien and Sylvia Plath. But scrolling down to the bottom, 7'2"!

 

[Emily]

Short... but taller than the perfectly formed (!) @KateESal and shorter than the Sagacious @Katie-Ellen Hazeldine (not actually 100% sure what my height is, but somewhere in between those parameters)

 

[Paul Whybrow]

Seemingly, we're all taller in the morning, after a night of lying down:

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-we-taller-in-the-morning-than-in-the-evening

 

[Amber]

Tall enough.

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Tall enough to write, heheh.......

 

[Emurelda]

5'4" and shrinking.

 

[S.T Stevens]

I'm 5'5-5'4 depending on the day. My hair is almost taller than I am.

 

[Emurelda]

I'm 5'5-5'4 depending on the day. My hair is almost taller than I am.

My hair grows upwards too...i have to tame it daily.

 

[Emily]

My hair grows upwards too...i have to tame it daily.

I am going to have to learn the secret of upwards-growing hair. I could do with a few more inches.

 

[Barbara]

I am going to have to learn the secret of upwards-growing hair. I could do with a few more inches.

Platform shoes. Or stand on some of those lovely stone people you've been crafting.

When I was a kid, my dentist took an x-ray of my hand and told me how tall I'd be. He was right. Same for my sis.

 

[Emurelda]

I am going to have to learn the secret of upwards-growing hair. I could do with a few more inches.

I'm afraid I can't take personal credit for the naturally grown dishevelled bouffant. But it has to be said, I have a love-hate relationship with my nest.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Platform shoes. Or stand on some of those lovely stone people you've been crafting.

When I was a kid, my dentist took an x-ray of my hand and told me how tall I'd be. He was right. Same for my sis.

My daughter just had that done last week. Still haven't gotten the results.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Well, ole shorty here, I'm with Anne Rice. But I can write, as long as I have my little footstool, so my feet don't dangle off my chair.

 

[Emily]

When I was a kid, my dentist took an x-ray of my hand and told me how tall I'd be. He was right. Same for my sis

Never heard of this! Although, I'm glad I didn't have it done; both my parents are from *tall* families (my uncles on one side are all 6'3-6'5) and I was assured all my childhood I would, indeed, one day grow.

I didn't. Those well-meaning individuals forgot to mention the errant hobbit gene that lies dormant and strikes at random

 

[Emily]

naturally grown dishevelled bouffant

That's what I am aiming for My hair is so straight, it's not funny.

as long as I have my little footstool, so my feet don't dangle off my chair

@Robinne Weiss all the lolz!!