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Remember that setbacks are only challenges in disguise. Look at them as lessons...don’t waste time beating yourself up. Just get back on track and focus on what you want. It’s up to you, and you will do it.

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Am I allowed to indulge in the occasional pleasure of self-flagellation? Not too often, but, you know, sometimes?
 
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Sometimes you can wind yourself up in knots trying to explain them.....
You are right. I think this goes to the core of the separation of the Arts and the Sciences as they are split in our western education systems. The sciences ambition is to explain events and things to the brain while the arts see them and describe them in a way that resonates with the heart.
 
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Two Prime ministers were sitting in a room discussing affairs of state. Suddenly a man bursts in, apoplectic with fury, shouting and stamping and banging his fist on the desk. The resident prime minister admonishes him: “Peter,” he says, “kindly remember Rule Number 6,” whereupon Peter is instantly restored to complete calm, apologizes, and withdraws. The politicians return to their conversation, only to be interrupted yet again twenty minutes later by an hysterical woman gesticulating wildly, her hair flying. Again the intruder is greeted with the words: “Marie, please remember Rule Number 6.” Complete calm descends once more, and she too withdraws with a bow and an apology. When the scene is repeated for a third time, the visiting prime minister addresses his colleague: “My dear friend, I’ve seen many things in my life, but never anything as remarkable as this. Would you be willing to share with me the secret of this Rule Number 6?” “Very simple,” replies the resident prime minister. “Rule Number 6 is ‘Don’t take yourself so damn seriously.'” “Ah,” says his visitor, “that is a fine rule.” After a moment of pondering, he inquires, “And what, may I ask, are the other rules?” … “There aren’t any.”

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