Help Please! This is affecting my writing.

[Emily]

If anyone is into praying, would you please pray that I stop eating Ferrero Rochers soon. Thanks.

 

[Leonora]

Finally finished the chocolate last night, but oh man, the cheese and biscuits...

 

[Emily]

I can't eat dairy, so I may chalk that down as being one of my life's great blessings. Cheese and Ferreros would surely be a recipe for disaster (delicious and all as it would be )

I made Sloe and Vanilla vodka though and am imploring myself to not replace one addiction for another when the Fererros run out...

 

[Nikky Lee]

My downfall this merry season has been cookies. One cookie soon becomes three, then six ...

 

[Barbara]

12 mince pies and counting. Apparently, eating 12 mince pies is goood luck. I'm aiming for 24.

Chocolate? What chocolate? Ah, yes, I ate it all.

@Rainbird , the only way to stop eating all the Ferreros is to eat them in one go today. Sorted. All gone. You will stop eating them as of afterwards.

When I was growing up, my mum used to say: 'Eat up, and it'll be sunny tomorrow.' So let's get munching, folks, the weather is rubbish.

 

[Webbwalker]

I swear, when I do move myself from the sofa (it doesn't happen often) there's a vague, velcro-like tearing sound. My bum feels like a floury bap. I haven't dared look in the mirror. I may never look in a mirror again.

 

[Matnov]

One last blast tonight, topped off with a cheeky Chicken vindaloo. And despite some serious ethical reservations about the entire concept, a couple of days of a strictly vegan diet might be what the doctor ordered. Planning on going full on Carnivore at some stage in 2019 but suspect that I need to have a good old clear out first! And if that thought does not help you give up eating, then I aint' sure what will.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

We finished off the cookies two days ago, so today I made chocolate cupcakes.

 

[Emily]

the only way to stop eating all the Ferreros is to eat them in one go today

I think you may be right. I may need to finish the last box before 2018 is out. I'll blame you for my excessive nuttiness in 2019, ok?

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Barbara is right. If you're going to eat them, eat em up, one big sugar spike and get it over with. Do the crime and get it done

 

[Emily]

I haven't eaten sugar in 2 years, and now... But on the positive side of things, at least I know WHY I stopped eating sugar in the first place!!! Roll on 2019 and empty boxes of golden balls of nutty perfection...

 

[Rachel Caldecott]

If anyone is into praying, would you please pray that I stop eating Ferrero Rochers soon. Thanks.

I had to scoff the last of the After Eights before this morning. Shame it was a new, extra large box. I managed though. Now can keep my vows for a few weeks, at least.

 

[Barbara]

I'll blame you for my excessive nuttiness in 2019, ok?

That's perfectly fine, @Rainbird , as long as you blame me for your genius too.

I had an evening of frantic ice cream eating. My freezer seems to have made a new year’s resolution: to retire for good.

Now onwards to the defrosted sprouts. I found them at the bottom, under some ice. I'm worried they may be from 1998, from when I bought the freezer.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE