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Amazing, thank you.You've written the story, got feedback and incorporated it to make the story as strong as possible. Done all the proofreading and decided to go for it off your own back.
This is what you need/need to do:
1. A blurb and a tag-line. Yes, these come before the cover in case you want to put the tag-line on the cover. It's also a great way to use social media to hook a few interested eyes when you pre-sell it before publication date.
2. Set the publication date. Not too soon.
3. Find a cover. This can be something you get done, or something you do yourself. Lots of people do it, but a bad cover can kill a good book. A cover MUST convey the genre and tone of the story at the very least. If you have an eye for creating things of artistic merit - or even half a mind to give it a damned good go (or use an AI program to get it part-right and then 'fix' it to suit your book). GIMP is free software, as is
4. Release strategy. Once you have the cover and the blurb/tag-line, you can start putting it out on social media and put it up for pre-release (you need an account for this, but keep reading for what choices there are). Good lead-times and regular sightings can improve sales (but not spamming).
5. Format the text. There are two versions, at least. One is the eBook formatting. This needs to be kept as simple as possible so the platform doesn't spit it back at you. Do you know how to format? Or do you have a program that can create an ePub for you? If you have no idea, you'll need some help. Formatting can make or break - it takes time to 'fix' and reload, sometimes days, during which time the book is seen and judged. And they (new book browsers) never give second chances.
The question of a paperback - do you want to hold the book in your hand? If so, you need to format for a paperback. This is very different to formatting for eBook, and it's quite complex. There are books that can help. If you want a recommendation, ask, and I'll look them up. You'll also need to know HOW to put the pb together, which pages go where and why, and how to page number without putting a page number on a new chapter page, etc. And convert it to pdf.
This hasn't yet covered where or how to upload, but because you've said 'no money outlay', it can only be Amazon, where your book can be allocated an ISBN they issue (not a good idea, but free).
However, I'd suggest not preparing a pb until after you get good sales on the eBook. Why? Because if you decide to get rid of the book for any reason whatsoever, the pb version remains in public places (they have a reason, but I've forgotten it - you can look it up).
6. Who/where to upload the files? I'd suggest starting with Amazon because you don't need to pay for an ISBN (I don't know if you live in a country that offers free ISBN numbers, but there aren't that many (Canada? New Zealand?) so I'm assuming you'd have to pay for ISBN if not subbing to Amazon. D2D and Smashwords are now merged into one company, but it's a bit messy atm, and the sales and distribution have struggled - as have payments being returned to authors.
So, make an account with Amazon. Self Publishing | Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (I don't know which country you're in, but this is the only site I get for Author Central). If you're a customer already, you can make a KDP account using the same logon credentials. Then follow the instructions. KDP pages (Create a Book) have all the info you need. I'm not putting it here because it changes regularly. You need to know it and accept it.
Uploading: I'm only talking Amazon here. They have KDP pages to help you go through the process. Remember, the Title, subtitle, Author name, and something else (can't remember off-hand, but you should read everything carefully before entering a single bit, byte, or character. Requesting changes (with any of the platforms) can be torture, and often fails to fix the issue.
When uploading, it takes time, and you need to take time to review the document before going further (this is the step after the document and cover are uploaded. Allow time to look at every page. Every page.
Set up an author page. Amazon Author - This is not the same as a KDP publisher account. This enables you to create an 'About the Author' bit of schmoozing - it's as important as a great blurb. Don't forget to put (at the bottom of a short spiel) a link to web page or social media. And keep it up to date.
7. Wait. If you do no advertising, or no social networking, or fail to put it into KDP Select (makes it exclusive to Amazon for 90 days (and if you put it there but don't want to keep it there, update the three horizontal buttons to ensure it's not on auto, because once it's set, it can't be taken off and if you publish elsewhere while it's in Select, you risk being banned), you won't get many sales. No book is good enough if nothing is done to get it in front of an audience. Find the freebie places that do these things and offer free or beta copies - reviews count for more than blood on your pen-sword.
Not scared off yet? Good. It's not as bad as it sounds. Thousands of people do it, and it's only the first time that's the most painful, headache inducing process. After that, you have an idea of what to do, where, how, and why.
So, blurb and tag-line, cover, release strategy, document formatting (x2 if you want pb), platform choice. Simple, once you know how to get them done.
Do we say 'break a leg' in this business? If not, how about 'cut a quill'?
Edit: my cat helped me write this, so if there are errors, please take into account that he is an apprentice and let me know the bleeps.
I don't have any graphic designer friends ha ha.also, you can always resort to making a cover yourself or getting an artist/graphic designer friend to do it for you. self-publishing is a great time to start cashing in favors, i think!
it's easier than you might think! if you know the mood and theme of your book (basically the "aesthetic" of it all), have some sense of design, and can type canva.com into your web browser, you're pretty good. i haven't read your MS (though i'd very much like to) so i can't be of much help with it specifically, but even just drawing a sketch/idea for your cover would be progress. my brain is pretty much only writing and art (and snacks), so i can be of help with the composition of the cover if not the cover itself.I don't have any graphic designer friends ha ha.
Also, I'm about as good at art as I am at breathing underwater
That's possibly true, however, from the artist's pov, it is not so good. I don't know any artist who falls for that line of "it'll be good promotion for your work". Sorry. Also, cover illustrations are time-consuming. Miblart gives, if I remember correctly, up to three re-dos/adjustments. Each one takes time to do. If you were to ask a struggling artist to do several versions for free until you were happy with it, I think they'd think you were being cheeky. (That's the polite expression). Also, the last thing: it is a sure way to lose friends. Some sort of payment must be made (even if it is an exchange of services rather than cash).also, you can always resort to making a cover yourself or getting an artist/graphic designer friend to do it for you. self-publishing is a great time to start cashing in favors, i think!
yes, thank you for adding this. "do it for the exposure" is a HUGE artist pet peeve. very few of them have time to spend on something that earns them no money, as with all professions.That's possibly true, however, from the artist's pov, it is not so good. I don't know any artist who falls for that line of "it'll be good promotion for your work". Sorry. Also, cover illustrations are time-consuming. Miblart gives, if I remember correctly, up to three re-dos/adjustments. Each one takes time to do. If you were to ask a struggling artist to do several versions for free until you were happy with it, I think they'd think you were being cheeky. (That's the polite expression). Also, the last thing: it is a sure way to lose friends. Some sort of payment must be made (even if it is an exchange of services rather than cash).
Yes. I would never ask an artist to work for anything other than cold hard cash. The trouble is, I can't afford to pay them what they are asking. (No shade is being thrown here. They charge what they are worth, I simply don't have the funds).That's possibly true, however, from the artist's pov, it is not so good. I don't know any artist who falls for that line of "it'll be good promotion for your work". Sorry. Also, cover illustrations are time-consuming. Miblart gives, if I remember correctly, up to three re-dos/adjustments. Each one takes time to do. If you were to ask a struggling artist to do several versions for free until you were happy with it, I think they'd think you were being cheeky. (That's the polite expression). Also, the last thing: it is a sure way to lose friends. Some sort of payment must be made (even if it is an exchange of services rather than cash).
i haven't read your MS (though i'd very much like to)
That is very kind of you to offer. I will definitely get your POV on anything I put together.my brain is pretty much only writing and art (and snacks), so i can be of help with the composition of the cover if not the cover itself.
I can't tell you how much I relate to this problem. Zero budget for books. Zero money in the account. Living on benefits and debt, and getting my food from a food bank once a week. So, I don't advertise my books, simply because I can't afford to. Editing and cover designs will be your biggest expenses.Yes. I would never ask an artist to work for anything other than cold hard cash. The trouble is, I can't afford to pay them what they are asking. (No shade is being thrown here. They charge what they are worth, I simply don't have the funds).
It will definitely come down to me doing it myself.
You're very welcome to. I can send the first few chapters your way once my internet is fixed.
That is very kind of you to offer. I will definitely get your POV on anything I put together.
Following this thread with interest as I am also dipping my toe into this idea, but also have no money. Out of interest I began playing with cover art, bearing in mind graphic design skill level of a dead badger. I just began throwing royalty free images into Procreate (kind of like Paint on steroids) and...made a Thing! What I would say is that was a very fun way to spend an hour or so But May need the services of a professional. Canvas have a lot of predesigned covers that look professional, although you may struggle to find something that suits your genre. I can see your cover as something bright and illustrated.View attachment 15390
Yes. I agree. I think I'll need something cartoony for the cover art to match the humourous tone of my book.. I can see your cover as something bright and illustrated
For covers try www.goonwrite.com they supply ready made covers by genre at very reasonable prices (approximately £35) you might find one that works for your book. Also, Canva.Hi all,
Looking for advice on self publishing without any money. In this economy, especially in the UK, money is tight and there's not a lot spare for things like this.
@CageSage, could you share your thoughts/experience/wisdom?
I would never ask an artist to work for anything other than cold hard cash. The trouble is, I can't afford to pay them what they are asking. (No shade is being thrown here. They charge what they are worth, I simply don't have the funds).
It will definitely come down to me doing it myself.
You could ask Litopians for help. There is a solid group of awesome people here, who are willing to help/advise/critique/line edit. Just tell them what you are looking for. Once you've fixed all the boo-boos pointed out by the above-mentioned Litopians, try to get a group of a minimum of 5 beta readers from the outside world. Ideally, beta readers who like the genre, and are a mix of 'civilians' and writers, who know the genre.
You still have to master formatting, even with Scrivener.Scrivener fan here. Scrivener exports in many formats including paperback (trade and mass market sizes), and ebook (.epub and .mobi). You might look at it. Cheaper than hiring a book designer or mastering book layout.
I don't know a lot about formatting.You still have to master formatting, even with Scrivener.
Do you want to learn? Or pay someone else? When I do a format for eBook (don't do pb anymore - takes too much time), I charged USD$300 per day, and it often takes two days (or USD$2 per page if it's under 150 pages (later edit: a page is 250 words) - that's without any images and only the mss doc file).I don't know a lot about formatting.
Yes--and bear in mind that the formatting is different for KDP and Ingram--Ingram is pickier about certain things, like exactly which PDF format you use.make sure it says 'for KDP' or 'Ingram' so you know it includes pb].
That was always the line when I was a working musician. The caterer, the stage hands, everyone got paid but us musicians... "So grateful to the band for donating their music..."That's possibly true, however, from the artist's pov, it is not so good. I don't know any artist who falls for that line of "it'll be good promotion for your work". Sorry. Also, cover illustrations are time-consuming. Miblart gives, if I remember correctly, up to three re-dos/adjustments. Each one takes time to do. If you were to ask a struggling artist to do several versions for free until you were happy with it, I think they'd think you were being cheeky. (That's the polite expression). Also, the last thing: it is a sure way to lose friends. Some sort of payment must be made (even if it is an exchange of services rather than cash).
You've written the story, got feedback and incorporated it to make the story as strong as possible. Done all the proofreading and decided to go for it off your own back.
This is what you need/need to do:
1. A blurb and a tag-line. Yes, these come before the cover in case you want to put the tag-line on the cover. It's also a great way to use social media to hook a few interested eyes when you pre-sell it before publication date.
2. Set the publication date. Not too soon.
3. Find a cover. This can be something you get done, or something you do yourself. Lots of people do it, but a bad cover can kill a good book. A cover MUST convey the genre and tone of the story at the very least. If you have an eye for creating things of artistic merit - or even half a mind to give it a damned good go (or use an AI program to get it part-right and then 'fix' it to suit your book). GIMP is free software, as is
4. Release strategy. Once you have the cover and the blurb/tag-line, you can start putting it out on social media and put it up for pre-release (you need an account for this, but keep reading for what choices there are). Good lead-times and regular sightings can improve sales (but not spamming).
5. Format the text. There are two versions, at least. One is the eBook formatting. This needs to be kept as simple as possible so the platform doesn't spit it back at you. Do you know how to format? Or do you have a program that can create an ePub for you? If you have no idea, you'll need some help. Formatting can make or break - it takes time to 'fix' and reload, sometimes days, during which time the book is seen and judged. And they (new book browsers) never give second chances.
The question of a paperback - do you want to hold the book in your hand? If so, you need to format for a paperback. This is very different to formatting for eBook, and it's quite complex. There are books that can help. If you want a recommendation, ask, and I'll look them up. You'll also need to know HOW to put the pb together, which pages go where and why, and how to page number without putting a page number on a new chapter page, etc. And convert it to pdf.
This hasn't yet covered where or how to upload, but because you've said 'no money outlay', it can only be Amazon, where your book can be allocated an ISBN they issue (not a good idea, but free).
However, I'd suggest not preparing a pb until after you get good sales on the eBook. Why? Because if you decide to get rid of the book for any reason whatsoever, the pb version remains in public places (they have a reason, but I've forgotten it - you can look it up).
6. Who/where to upload the files? I'd suggest starting with Amazon because you don't need to pay for an ISBN (I don't know if you live in a country that offers free ISBN numbers, but there aren't that many (Canada? New Zealand?) so I'm assuming you'd have to pay for ISBN if not subbing to Amazon. D2D and Smashwords are now merged into one company, but it's a bit messy atm, and the sales and distribution have struggled - as have payments being returned to authors.
So, make an account with Amazon. Self Publishing | Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (I don't know which country you're in, but this is the only site I get for Author Central). If you're a customer already, you can make a KDP account using the same logon credentials. Then follow the instructions. KDP pages (Create a Book) have all the info you need. I'm not putting it here because it changes regularly. You need to know it and accept it.
Uploading: I'm only talking Amazon here. They have KDP pages to help you go through the process. Remember, the Title, subtitle, Author name, and something else (can't remember off-hand, but you should read everything carefully before entering a single bit, byte, or character. Requesting changes (with any of the platforms) can be torture, and often fails to fix the issue.
When uploading, it takes time, and you need to take time to review the document before going further (this is the step after the document and cover are uploaded. Allow time to look at every page. Every page.
Set up an author page. Amazon Author - This is not the same as a KDP publisher account. This enables you to create an 'About the Author' bit of schmoozing - it's as important as a great blurb. Don't forget to put (at the bottom of a short spiel) a link to web page or social media. And keep it up to date.
7. Wait. If you do no advertising, or no social networking, or fail to put it into KDP Select (makes it exclusive to Amazon for 90 days (and if you put it there but don't want to keep it there, update the three horizontal buttons to ensure it's not on auto, because once it's set, it can't be taken off and if you publish elsewhere while it's in Select, you risk being banned), you won't get many sales. No book is good enough if nothing is done to get it in front of an audience. Find the freebie places that do these things and offer free or beta copies - reviews count for more than blood on your pen-sword.
Not scared off yet? Good. It's not as bad as it sounds. Thousands of people do it, and it's only the first time that's the most painful, headache inducing process. After that, you have an idea of what to do, where, how, and why.
So, blurb and tag-line, cover, release strategy, document formatting (x2 if you want pb), platform choice. Simple, once you know how to get them done.
Do we say 'break a leg' in this business? If not, how about 'cut a quill'?
Edit: my cat helped me write this, so if there are errors, please take into account that he is an apprentice and let me know the bleeps.
It's probably not as thorough as it looks, but the instructions on KDP are. The trick is to read every instruction, and not skip a single step, to always double-check everything before that final click with the 'publish now' icon. But it is easier with each one we do.Thanks for your generous and thorough notes on this!
I've been playing around with Canva today.For covers, you can also try Canva. You can get a free trial for the pro version and access loads of royalty free images as well as cool fonts. Plus they've got book cover templates. I've played around with it a bit and wouldn't mind helping.