Hello :)

[iluvbeezih8wasps]

Found this site a few weeks back looking for information to publish a book, though I found the advice on the main site good. So here I am, hoping to make some sort of contribution!

So hello everyone

 

[Karen Gray]

Hi and welcome to the colony

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Hello I hope you will have a good time here, and a useful one.

Re: your handle. I've only seen one wasp this summer. I don't like them either; I got a big stinging when I was 19, on a mountainside in the Solway, and auto-immune illness has followed to this day. Tempted to squish the stripey little b*stard, but having only seen the one, put it out of the window.

 

[Carol Rose]

Welcome!

 

[Marc Joan]

Welcome! I suffered a whole bunch of wasp stings in the summer, when in pruning a hedge I also pruned a wasp's nest. The itchiness a few days later was far worse than the sting, for me...drove me nuts.

 

[Jennifer Stone]

Welcome, please tell us more about yourself. What sort of style and genre do you write?

 

[Paul Whybrow]

Welcome to a Tower of Babel, where the inhabitants actually talk sense (some of the time) - so feel free to share who you are and what you think.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Welcome to the colony! You'll find lots of helpful information around here

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Welcome! I suffered a whole bunch of wasp stings in the summer, when in pruning a hedge I also pruned a wasp's nest. The itchiness a few days later was far worse than the sting, for me...drove me nuts.

A histamine hysteria

 

[Lex Black]

Welcome to the Colony!

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Greetings and welcome

 

[Marc Joan]

A histamine hysteria

...of hellish hives...

[it's an alliteration-off!]

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Ooh! Let me think.....
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...heated humming

 

[Marc Joan]

Ooh! Let me think.....
........
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...heated humming

...harmonically hapless...

 

[Katie-Ellen]

...help me! Help me!

 

[Carol Rose]

Haphazardly hovering...

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Help! He howled....

 

[Bernard Stacey]

Here - honey...!

 

[KG Christopher]

Welcome,

Don't listen to anyone else, just me, the rest are mad, I know the way out.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Welcome,

Don't listen to anyone else, just me, the rest are mad, I know the way out.

Not true - he's been here too long. He's infected as well. *maniacal cackling*

 

[Carol Rose]

hackers heckled...

 

[KG Christopher]

hackers heckled...

speckled spankers

 

[KatCarwile]

Harridan highbinder

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Hello! Here hysterical humans hear humorous hear-say.

We also sometimes eat cake, and regularly strike fear in newcomer's hearts. But really we're harmless...mostly...

Welcome to the colony!

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Hear, hear!

 

[Jason Byrne]

Found this site a few weeks back looking for information to publish a book, though I found the advice on the main site good. So here I am, hoping to make some sort of contribution!

So hello everyone

Welcome! We're glad you've come — I like your attitude.

Welcome,

Don't listen to anyone else, just me, the rest are mad, I know the way out.

I would go with this guy.

Not true - he's been here too long. He's infected as well. *maniacal cackling*

Oop — never mind.

 

[Jason Byrne]

Harmonious haberdasher high-jinks.

 

[Katie-Ellen]

speckled spankers

Eee.What's a speckled spanker?

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Eee.What's a speckled spanker?

Oh no, don't go there!!

 

[Katie-Ellen]

C'mon, it's not that bad, surely? What's the 'buzz' ? Must one away to Google....