Fortune Fit for a Writer?

[Chase Gamwell]

For lunch today, I went to a Chinese Buffet. When the check came, so did this fortune:

You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.

How fitting is that? (Totally happened...I promise...no, really...I attached a picture and everything...)

 

[Jason Byrne]

I used to have a little pile of all the batshit-craziest fortunes I'd ever gotten — I wish I still had them, or could remember what some of them were. There was some awesome ones.

"You like to be the center of attention" was one of them.

I was like, "HOW... DO YOU KNOW..."

 

[Alistair Roberts]

You pinched it from me barhahahahaha

 

[Nicole Wilson]

I used to have a little pile of all the batshit-craziest fortunes I'd ever gotten — I wish I still had them, or could remember what some of them were. There was some awesome ones.

"You like to be the center of attention" was one of them.

I was like, "HOW... DO YOU KNOW..."

Jeff-fuh-fuh

 

[Jason Byrne]

Jeff-fuh-fuh

I need ligaments!

 

[Chase Gamwell]

I need ligaments!

HALLOOOOOO...MY NAME'S LINDSEY LOHAAAAAAAAAN!!!

 

[Jason Byrne]

HALLOOOOOO...MY NAME'S LINDSEY LOHAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Hahahaha! Yay! Been too long, been too long...

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Hahahaha! Yay! Been too long, been too long...

Ees a flesh wound.

 

[Jennifer Stone]

What was the last thing to go through your mind?
My ass!