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Help! Advice needed, please.
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Thank you, Anne. This one is going to be a tad darker than the last one.
What size of goods are we talking about?
Recently, an elderly friend told me about smuggling cash, for a house deposit, into Italy in the days of strict financial limits. She said: "Ooh, it's simple, my dear. You wear two pairs of knickers and your largest bra, get the biggest notes available and just stuff yourself. Then you wear something low-necked and floaty and flirt like mad with the customs officers..."
Recently, an elderly friend told me about smuggling cash, for a house deposit, into Italy in the days of strict financial limits. She said: "Ooh, it's simple, my dear. You wear two pairs of knickers and your largest bra, get the biggest notes available and just stuff yourself. Then you wear something low-necked and floaty and flirt like mad with the customs officers..."
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The kind of goods isn't necessarily relevant as such, but I'm wondering what happens when goods arrive in the UK. I'm assuming there are import duties to be paid for at the port when a container full of stuff arrives? And presumably, if the import duties aren't being paid for because someone has cashflow problems, the goods are held up at the port until someone hands over the dosh? Does the tax have to be paid in advance, or upon arrival? That kind of stuff. It needs to be legit as possible. The protagonist needs to lend someone money for a lucrative business venture.
I once ordered something from the US and was clobbered with £25 duty. I had a note from Customs & What'sit to notify me. As soon as I paid it, they sent it on. But that was for my use, not for a commercial endeavour. On the business side of things, where goods are traded on, it might be different?
I once ordered something from the US and was clobbered with £25 duty. I had a note from Customs & What'sit to notify me. As soon as I paid it, they sent it on. But that was for my use, not for a commercial endeavour. On the business side of things, where goods are traded on, it might be different?
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Thank you for that clarification. Next time I travel by ferry I will attempt this and report back. Fifty-euro lined bosoms and bottom. If questioned I'll say I was testing the thermal properties of the notes.
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And the higher the value of the notes, the higher the thermal properties.
A phone call to the right agency might do the trick, too. Pose as a small-business owner looking to import widgets (or whatever) for resale.
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Yeah, not the most fun way of spending an afternoon. I've found some useful bits already, but there's nothing quite like first hand experience to pick at and to chew stuff over with. I have a few 'but what if' and 'how about' questions. Mr Google can only take you so far with research. Shame websites aren't interactive.
Might have to do that. I've checked their website but they're inconveniently difficult to decipher for what exactly I'm thinking about.
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Good idea about the shipping comps. Hadn't occurred to me. The Customs & Exc is the website I've been snooping through. I might end up ringing them. If I do, I'll have to try my best not to sound like I'm planning something dodgy, or else it'll be: 'You're an author, you say? Yeah right. What are you hiding Madam...'
Here you go. This looks like it will answer your questions, or at least give you a starting place. 
Tax and customs for goods sent from abroad
Tax and customs for goods sent from abroad
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Thank you. I've tired that one already but *SIGH* didn't get far with it. I had a bit of a snoop around it yesterday. Links after links that didn't get me what I'm after. But thank you for finding it for me though. I appreciate it.Here you go. This looks like it will answer your questions, or at least give you a starting place.
Tax and customs for goods sent from abroad
Thank you. I've tired that one already but *SIGH* didn't get far with it. I had a bit of a snoop around it yesterday. Links after links that didn't get me what I'm after. But thank you for finding it for me though. I appreciate it.
Okay
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Yeah, it's 'the' official gov site. How anyone, starting an import business can get their heads around it, I don't know. I've also been looking at it re: UK residency permits and such, trying to figure out what I need to do following the brexit. Another baffling affair.
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