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Katie-Ellen said:
We can all see what is wrong with this commendably precocious literary effort. The opening line does not match the title. Misleading! Clearly it needs to be called...

The Seven Evil Pairs of Pants

or The Evil Pants

or The Underpants of Evil or.....


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The evil pants make you desperate for a piss whenever you walk past a stand of trees. Thereby ensuring that you will, sometime soon, enter the Killer Forest and pull your trousers down.

Must I do everybody's work, around here?
 
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