Writers are Sexy!

[Paul Whybrow]

To cheer us up, here's an article about how wonderfully sexy we all are....

7 reasons writers are sexy | Articles | Main

I know that none of you will disagree with it, though I've got to say that after recently finishing two months of editing my second novel I felt about as sexy as a floor mop!

 

[Marc Joan]

Only seven?

 

[Chase Gamwell]

8. Writers are modest

 

[Quillwitch]

Maybe I should send this to my ex-husband. Apparently, he somehow missed all this sexiness.

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Bats are scared of getting diarrhoea.

 

[KG Christopher]

I believe I was sexy before I started to write.

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Sure! Sounds like a work of fiction to me.....

 

[Marc Joan]

To cheer us up, here's an article about how wonderfully sexy we all are....

7 reasons writers are sexy | Articles | Main

I know that none of you will disagree with it, though I've got to say that after recently finishing two months of editing my second novel I felt about as sexy as a floor mop!

Hello dahling

 

[Paul Whybrow]

Hello dahling

I dated her sister, I think—she gave me the brush off!

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Did she mop the floor with you ? : (

 

[Marc Joan]

I'm surprised you didn't kick the bucket...

 

[Paul Whybrow]

She took me to the cleaners, that's for sure. When we divorced, she got the house and car, and, in the unlikely event that I ever have children with another woman, she gets those too!

As Spike Milligan observed in his poem The Food of Love:

Four years she ate my dinners

Four years she drank my wines

And all the while

I was nourishing her

For some other crummy swines

 

[Katie-Ellen]

I am sorry
50/50 would seem the fair thing, unless one party is left to raise children solo.

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Paul made a clean sweep of it

 

[Marc Joan]

I wash my hands of the whole affair.