Flash Club Contest! Overly indulgent writing

[Emily]

Writing whilst suffering from over-indulgence is a most rewarding endeavour, I have been told. So why not give the Flash Club a wee whirl while you are in optimal-stuffed- condition? The oft-fabled virtual Litopia trophy is up for grabs for the worthy winner

 

[Barbara]

I've heard that when writing for the Flash Club one uses 10 calories per word. Is that true? If so, I might use it as part my January detox.

 

[Hannah F]

I've heard that when writing for the Flash Club one uses 10 calories per word. Is that true? If so, I might use it as part my January detox.

In which case, a prompt for 1000 word piece, please.

 

[Emily]

I've heard that when writing for the Flash Club one uses 10 calories per word. Is that true? If so, I might use it as part my January detox.

Yes. Yes, that it completely true. And at this time of year, because its cold and damp, you actually use *13* calories per word, so even more impetus.

In which case, a prompt for 1000 word piece, please.

For you, Hannah, I'll allow you write 10 x 100 word pieces in sequence.

 

[Rich.]

More than 10 if the words are big (in excess of a decade if the locutions are lengthy).