Ideas for a novel

[KG Christopher]

Thinking of writing a post-apocalypse novel

´Brexit Bitch´

Prime minister Michael Gove has secretly been filmed in extra tight imported German leader-hosen, stuffed with an orange in his mouth and spanked mercilessly by an equally agitated Boris Johnson.

Nigel Farage films the whole affair and is threatening to pass the footage onto the newly independent European nation of 'The republic of Scotland' to gain some leverage. He has never forgiven the other leaders of the Brexit campaign for not throwing out the old European directive that banned smoking in pubs.

Or.... anyone with a vote could do the sensible thing and vote REMAIN.

 

[Marc Joan]

This is the wrong place for politics, I think.

 

[Peggy Lou]

I'll use the opportunity because I've been wanting to ask this for a while. Are politics/current developments totally out of bounds here? If so, can't we have another forum for that topic?

 

[Patricia D]

I enjoy the respite from political comments, which are everywhere else on-line, much of it a tidal wave of bullshit. Of course, if it 's a separate forum, I can just avoid it.

 

[Carol Rose]

True. We do have a "no politics" rule here. But the OP is still funny...

 

[Robinne Weiss]

I think it's wise to steer clear of politics here--focus on our writing and support for it. However, I do agree that @KG Christopher's post was funny.

 

[KG Christopher]

I had intended 'Brexit Bitch' to be a novel, not a fact based boo, but ... there you go, fact is stranger than fiction.

 

[KG Christopher]

Someone has beaten me.

Pounded by the pound: Brexit inspires its first erotic novel

 

[Jay Aitch]

Thinking of writing a post-apocalypse novel

´Brexit Bitch´

Prime minister Michael Gove has secretly been filmed in extra tight imported German leader-hosen, stuffed with an orange in his mouth and spanked mercilessly by an equally agitated Boris Johnson.

Nigel Farage films the whole affair and is threatening to pass the footage onto the newly independent European nation of 'The republic of Scotland' to gain some leverage. He has never forgiven the other leaders of the Brexit campaign for not throwing out the old European directive that banned smoking in pubs.

Or.... anyone with a vote could do the sensible thing and vote REMAIN.

Sounds like a sequel to 50 shade of Sh-te writing ... 50 shades of political grey

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Satire has a time honoured place in our democracy. Blooming democracy. Those blooming misguided Reform Acts, 1832, 1867, 1884.

The palace is not safe when the cottage is not happy. As for our majority, one is enough - Disraeli.