Here's one I read ear-lier...

[Marc Joan]

Nothing to do with writing, but it does confirm my view that odd things happen in East Anglia [cf. another thread...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-34797513

 

[Bernard Stacey]

Perfect for someone with six fingers to stroke...

 

[Marc Joan]

Or with a club-foot to kick....
OK, stop now!

 

[Marc Joan]

Before someone comes after me with a punt-gun, I am East Anglian by birth so I'm allowed to say this kind of stuff...

 

[KG Christopher]

Alan Partridge Ah Ha