Greetings! Hello - new writer needs coffee

[jon28]

Hello all!!!!

I'm new here! I'm a London based author. I've written a number of published articles, blogs, and short stories, mostly for young readers, and I was told that this was THE place to be! So here I am. Now, where can I order my coffee?

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Welcome Jon! You've definitely come to the right place. We're afriendly and supportive bunch. And unfortunately, we don't sell coffee here. But could I interest you in some cake? We have plenty of that around.

 

[Carol Rose]

Welcome!!

 

[Jennifer Stone]

Hello and festive greetings! There's a coffee shop around the corner, if you're interested. Have a muffin

 

[jon28]

Thank you both!!!! Wow, a nice steaming cup of espresso, and some cake. Starbucks, you're obsolete! I'm feeling happy already!

 

[jon28]

Any mince pies around? I haven't had one yet this year.

 

[Jennifer Stone]

Hmmm mince pies! Meet me in Greggs, they're awesome mince pies! Lmao

 

[Emurelda]

Welcome fellow londoner! and did someone say coffee...make mine a mocha, regular to have in

 

[jon28]

Now here's a truly important question... which size mince pies are best? Large mince pies with lots of scrummy filling, or small crispy ones with the emphasis on the biscuit?

 

[Jennifer Stone]

Now here's a truly important question... which size mince pies are best? Large mince pies with lots of scrummy filling, or small crispy ones with the emphasis on the biscuit?

Iced mince pies are great. I'm a fan of any type of cake or pie, especially filled with fruit.

 

[jon28]

Mmmm iced mince pies. Haven't had one of those for years.

 

[Lex Black]

Welcome to the Colony!

 

[Chase Gamwell]

Hey there!

 

[Paul Whybrow]

Welcome to the treasure dome that is the Colony.

 

[Jason Byrne]

I feel like we've known you all our lives Jon.

Are we a treasure dome, or a lion drome, Paul? I always get them confused.

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Welcome to the Colony, who ate all the cake??

 

[Stephen Drake]

"Hey, there. Hi, there. Ho, there. You're as welcome as can be..."

If you have cake, guard it! Jason will appropriate it for himself.

 

[Jason Byrne]

Me? Naw. I'm harmless. Just keep watching... that's good.

Alright! Well, I'm out. Have a good one y'all!

 

[Jimithyh]

Hello all!!!!

I'm new here! I'm a London based author. I've written a number of published articles, blogs, and short stories, mostly for young readers, and I was told that this was THE place to be! So here I am. Now, where can I order my coffee?

Jon, you are most welcome.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Welcome, Jon! Don't let Jason scare you Have some cake...

 

[Jason Byrne]

Damn, I should have stolen that cake instead.

 

[Stephen Drake]

Damn, I should have stolen that cake instead.

I knew you couldn't resist @Jason Byrne !
Like you I am harmless...well, mostly harmless.

 

[Jason Byrne]

I knew you couldn't resist @Jason Byrne !
Like you I am harmless...well, mostly harmless.

Ba-doom CHHHHHH... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Stephen Drake]

Ba-doom CHHHHHH... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

What else?

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Damn, I should have stolen that cake instead.

Plenty more where that came from! And today, some lovely cherry pie, too--picked from our tree yesterday! (the cherries, not the pie--now THAT would be a tree to have...a cherry pie tree!)

 

[Stephen Drake]

Plenty more where that came from! And today, some lovely cherry pie, too--picked from our tree yesterday! (the cherries, not the pie--now THAT would be a tree to have...a cherry pie tree!)

I'd prefer a peach-pie tree...

 

[Robinne Weiss]

I'd prefer a peach-pie tree...

Oh, yeah!

 

[Stephen Drake]

A peach-pie tree and a fountain of cream that freezes as it comes out...

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Hello I favour a small but deep mince pie, in hopes of the best of all possible mince pie worlds.

 

[KG Christopher]

Hi Jon, coffee is best shaken not stirred, good luck with your projects.