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These are the things men should put on their Tinder profiles. Forget about bank balance, nice car, great hair... Its all about The Things That Matter.
Too right! I myself have been known to clean the litter tray (ok, a bit like Queen Liz I, once a year whether it needs it or not)
Mind you, our cat Jess when he deigned to use the litter tray, would stand (well he was a boy cat) and, well, spray away. Only thing was, about the only thing that remained dry was the litter tray. So for my "she who must be obeyed" it was usually about mopping the #%$~# floor rather than cleaning the tray per se!
 
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