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Café Life is the Colony's main hangout, watering hole and meeting point.
This is a place where you'll meet and make writing friends, and indulge in stratospherically-elevated wit or barometrically low humour.
Some Colonists pop in religiously every day before or after work. Others we see here less regularly, but all are equally welcome. Two important grounds rules…
We now allow political discussion, but strongly suggest it takes place in the Steam Room, which is a private sub-forum within Café Life. It’s only accessible to Full Members.
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They should move here. My garden is overrun with the things, practically nothing but courgettes out there now.Courgettes seems to be their fave food
Now, if you replaced them with human characters, wouldn't it be a lovely story for Mills and Boom?They're golden ancistrus. All of them born here in Baker St. Males have huge whiskers, which some females apparently find extremely attractiveThe male digs a cave – they are prodigious diggers, they can keep you up all night with the noise – which if the female finds to her liking, she’ll then lay in. The male then takes over completely, nursing the eggs and finning them to ensure a constant flow of water so they don’t go mouldy. Meanwhile, the female is off gallivanting somewhere else
The babies are very cute, good swimmers, a talent they gradually lose as they get older. Courgettes seems to be their fave food!