After an outstanding first few days of brilliance, the Flash Club is feeling lonely and unloved... Only six words!!!! Enter here

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Café Life is the Colony's main hangout, watering hole and meeting point.
This is a place where you'll meet and make writing friends, and indulge in stratospherically-elevated wit or barometrically low humour.
Some Colonists pop in religiously every day before or after work. Others we see here less regularly, but all are equally welcome. Two important grounds rules…
We now allow political discussion, but strongly suggest it takes place in the Steam Room, which is a private sub-forum within Café Life. It’s only accessible to Full Members.
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There, there, Flash Club, poor thing.After an outstanding first few days of brilliance, the Flash Club is feeling lonely and unloved... Only six words!!!! Enter here![]()
Me want scones.I was up until all hours, listening to its woes and wiping away tears. I'm here making scones for it now![]()
No excuses!! Quality and quantity has been exceptionalI've entered three already. Quality over quantity, I reckon.
Never say never!I somehow don't think that my contribution of
one, two, three, four, five, six
would be the be winning entry.