Some people have very kindly been asking about my property situation… or more exactly, my lack-of-property situation. Here’s an update. And a lesson learnt.
As a bonus, there’s a moral quandary for you to ponder right at the end…
It all fell apart on Thursday. Over the past many weeks, I’ve slowly learnt that all was not as it seemed to be with the house I wanted to buy.
It started with the roof. Poking around in the attic, I nearly put my hand through one of the main beams. Rotten to the core. And it wasn’t the only one.
The survey confirmed it: the whole place needs a new roof. Thanks for telling me, estate agent. And thank you too, owner, for filling in the all-important legal form TA6 that’s supposed to declare important stuff like that. Without mentioning it.
What really killed the deal, though, was the kicker this week. It all started with that weird area at the back that no-one could get access to.
There used to be large open courtyard to the rear of the house - not unusual for old places. Well, at some point recently, the owner had applied for, and obtained, listed building consent to build over the courtyard and turn it into an extension of the main house. Sounds fine.
Except that what they built wasn’t remotely similar to what they got permission to build. Happens a lot, I’m told. Owners take a risk on it. They hope (mostly successfully) that the planning people won’t actually come round and inspect the finished work.
They’d actually done it once before as well – ripping out old windows and replacing them with plastic ones. They were unlucky that time, the planners found out, and took out an enforcement order against them to restore. Cost them a pretty penny to restore the self-inflicted damage.
Anyway, I kept on asking, asking and asking about that weird space at the back that no-one could get to. And I kept on getting brushed off with patronising answers that made no sense at all.
Eventually I took myself off to the planning office and got all the documents, tons of them. The documents the owner ought to have given me but didn’t.
It was very clear what they’d done.
So. This week, I told the owner that I knew, and gave them two options. Option one: I’ll stick to the price agreed, but they will have to make things good with the planners. Or option two, I’ll have 10% off the price and will shoulder the planning burden myself.
Turns out they found a third option, though.
They told me to xxxx xxx.
Which is why I’m scrolling on RightMove right now…
p.
PS The Moral. Without asking a load of dumb questions about that weird space at the back, I’d never have found all this out. Phew!
PPS The Moral Quandary. The house went back in the estate agent’s window yesterday. Should I inform the planning authority… and drop the owner right in it? There’s no upside for me if I did that. And I’m not a snitch. But it might stop someone else from buying an expensive mistake. Honestly, I don’t know.
As a bonus, there’s a moral quandary for you to ponder right at the end…
It all fell apart on Thursday. Over the past many weeks, I’ve slowly learnt that all was not as it seemed to be with the house I wanted to buy.
It started with the roof. Poking around in the attic, I nearly put my hand through one of the main beams. Rotten to the core. And it wasn’t the only one.
The survey confirmed it: the whole place needs a new roof. Thanks for telling me, estate agent. And thank you too, owner, for filling in the all-important legal form TA6 that’s supposed to declare important stuff like that. Without mentioning it.
What really killed the deal, though, was the kicker this week. It all started with that weird area at the back that no-one could get access to.
There used to be large open courtyard to the rear of the house - not unusual for old places. Well, at some point recently, the owner had applied for, and obtained, listed building consent to build over the courtyard and turn it into an extension of the main house. Sounds fine.
Except that what they built wasn’t remotely similar to what they got permission to build. Happens a lot, I’m told. Owners take a risk on it. They hope (mostly successfully) that the planning people won’t actually come round and inspect the finished work.
They’d actually done it once before as well – ripping out old windows and replacing them with plastic ones. They were unlucky that time, the planners found out, and took out an enforcement order against them to restore. Cost them a pretty penny to restore the self-inflicted damage.
Anyway, I kept on asking, asking and asking about that weird space at the back that no-one could get to. And I kept on getting brushed off with patronising answers that made no sense at all.
Eventually I took myself off to the planning office and got all the documents, tons of them. The documents the owner ought to have given me but didn’t.
It was very clear what they’d done.
So. This week, I told the owner that I knew, and gave them two options. Option one: I’ll stick to the price agreed, but they will have to make things good with the planners. Or option two, I’ll have 10% off the price and will shoulder the planning burden myself.
Turns out they found a third option, though.
They told me to xxxx xxx.
Which is why I’m scrolling on RightMove right now…
p.
PS The Moral. Without asking a load of dumb questions about that weird space at the back, I’d never have found all this out. Phew!
PPS The Moral Quandary. The house went back in the estate agent’s window yesterday. Should I inform the planning authority… and drop the owner right in it? There’s no upside for me if I did that. And I’m not a snitch. But it might stop someone else from buying an expensive mistake. Honestly, I don’t know.