Me: OK, I’m going to buckle down and finish this story.
New shiny idea: *pops into field of vision* Hello! I’m new here! What you working on?
Me: A project. Now shoo, I need to finish—
New shiny idea: Ew, that looks too much like work. Come play with me instead!
Me: No, I’ve got a deadline.
New shiny idea: *batts eyelashes* But I’m here!
Me: *Ignores. Starts typing.*
New shiny idea: Come on. You know you want to.
Me: *Ignores. Keeps typing*
New shiny idea: *Leans in, whispers* “Write me. Write me now.”
Me: No! Go away! *Puts headphones on, turns up volume*
New shiny idea: Don’t be like that. Hey, are you listening?
Me: *Is not listening*
New shiny idea: Hey, don’t do that! Look at me when I’m talking to you.
Me: *Ignores*
New shiny idea: LOOK. AT. ME.
Me: *Looks*
New shiny idea: *Shimmies*
New shiny idea: *pops into field of vision* Hello! I’m new here! What you working on?
Me: A project. Now shoo, I need to finish—
New shiny idea: Ew, that looks too much like work. Come play with me instead!
Me: No, I’ve got a deadline.
New shiny idea: *batts eyelashes* But I’m here!
Me: *Ignores. Starts typing.*
New shiny idea: Come on. You know you want to.
Me: *Ignores. Keeps typing*
New shiny idea: *Leans in, whispers* “Write me. Write me now.”
Me: No! Go away! *Puts headphones on, turns up volume*
New shiny idea: Don’t be like that. Hey, are you listening?
Me: *Is not listening*
New shiny idea: Hey, don’t do that! Look at me when I’m talking to you.
Me: *Ignores*
New shiny idea: LOOK. AT. ME.
Me: *Looks*
New shiny idea: *Shimmies*