Buy your cat a laptop

[Paul Whybrow]

My old cat Pushkin (after the Russian poet) used to love laying on my laptop keyboard, more for the warmth, I think, than attention-seeking.

http://www.lostateminor.com/2015/08...rce=newsletter&utm_term=Read more#more-261189

 

[Meerkat]

My cat needs this.

 

[Carol Rose]

WANT

 

[Bernard Stacey]

There

My old cat Pushkin (after the Russian poet) used to love laying on my laptop keyboard, more for the warmth, I think, than attention-seeking.

http://www.lostateminor.com/2015/08/14/this-laptop-scratching-post-is-what-your-cat-wanted-all-along/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1453&utm_content=1453+CID_a3f0563c5c61d8136ce42a138e407130&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=Read more#more-261189

There are of course also some authors who would benefit from a laptop like this...

 

[Jason Byrne]

My cat needs this.

Same here — these guys think a keyboard equates to one of these:

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Lol both of your cats look so done! Mine just doesn't care. Won't even acknowledge me.

 

[Jason Byrne]

Lol both of your cats look so done! Mine just doesn't care. Won't even acknowledge me.
View attachment 321

Haha, Toby (might change to Stewie on account of the evil) spends most of his time going super-sayian on Izzy, who spends most of his time either pinning Toby down with a colossal paw on his chest, or sitting there with a look like this trying to ignore him.

At this point Toby was in the middle of a brutal fight with Izzy's tail.

 

[Jennifer Stone]

My cat doesn't really climb on me anymore, not since I first got him. He prefers to irritate my hubby by walking over his keyboard.

 

[Karen Gray]

My cat doesn't really climb on me anymore, not since I first got him. He prefers to irritate my hubby by walking over his keyboard.

Always the best circumstances ain't it Except when hubby develops an allergic reaction to them

 

[Robinne Weiss]

I once had a cat that liked to walk across the piano keyboard while I was playing, but I've had no computer enthusiasts.

 

[Jennifer Stone]

 

[Jason Byrne]

My cat doesn't really climb on me anymore, not since I first got him. He prefers to irritate my hubby by walking over his keyboard.

Izzy taught Toby the joys of walking across the keyboard, but he discovered a love for climbing up my wife's back to stand on her head, all on his own.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Izzy taught Toby the joys of walking across the keyboard, but he discovered a love for climbing up my wife's back to stand on her head, all on his own.

Ouch! Our neighbor's cat in Panama used to take a flying leap at my back, then claw her way to my shoulder. Did I mention she died young?

 

[Meerkat]

I have two cats. Both love me, but one is naturally gentle and shy. The other evinces wicked behavior to everyone but me. In fact, just a few minutes ago he walked up to my husband, sat down beside him, and bit him. For no reason.

But, like I said, the cat loves me, so he stays.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

I have two cats. Both love me, but one is naturally gentle and shy. The other evinces wicked behavior to everyone but me. In fact, just a few minutes ago he walked up to my husband, sat down beside him, and bit him. For no reason.

Yep. Ours does that to everyone. Lulls you into a sense of security by rubbing up against you, then tries to eviscerate you. We keep him because I expect we're all infected with Toxoplasma, so we can't help ourselves. We've been reprogrammed as cat slaves.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

I have two cats. Both love me, but one is naturally gentle and shy. The other evinces wicked behavior to everyone but me. In fact, just a few minutes ago he walked up to my husband, sat down beside him, and bit him. For no reason.

But, like I said, the cat loves me, so he stays.

I have two as well. One loves me (well, he loves attention; I just happen to be the one who gives him the most), the other sort of tolerates me. He's nipped me on my heel for no reason many times, but that mostly stopped when we got kitty #2. Guess he's tired from fighting the spunky one all day.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Oh, no, Nicole! You're not going to get me with that one! I've heard that before--get a second cat so the first has someone to play with. Yeah, nice try.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Oh, no, Nicole! You're not going to get me with that one! I've heard that before--get a second cat so the first has someone to play with. Yeah, nice try.

The first cat isn't much of a player; he just kind of lounges around, but the new one is so active (read: psycho) and he encourages (read: bullies) the big one into playing, so kitty #1 is always tired. Makes my job easier

 

[Robinne Weiss]

We had a stray here once--little fluffy tabby kitten someone must have dumped along the road. The Malevolent Beast from Hell was very tolerant of her for about a week, then we had to capture her and take her to the SPCA for her own safety. MBfH was going to end up killing her, for sure! Unless we got a second cat as evil as the first, I think we'd always end up with just one cat.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

We had a stray here once--little fluffy tabby kitten someone must have dumped along the road. The Malevolent Beast from Hell was very tolerant of her for about a week, then we had to capture her and take her to the SPCA for her own safety. MBfH was going to end up killing her, for sure! Unless we got a second cat as evil as the first, I think we'd always end up with just one cat.

Malevolent Beast from Hell... lol reminds me of Stephen King's Thing of Evil (his dog, Molly). We thought the same thing about our two cats, but the little one takes no crap from the big one, so the big one just holds a mild distaste for everyone involved.