The Internet-savvy Capo Famiglia
Said to The Colony: 'Now that we really are
Top of all writing sites out on the net
There's one little thing that we shouldn't forget.
There are spies, there are trolls, and they all are desirous
Of giving our website a horrible virus,
In addition to which, I don't want you tricked
Into having your stories invisibly nicked.
To prevent us from any unwanted intrusion
I've talked with the tech boys to find a solution,
And oddly (for them) they simply said 'Yes',
Which is why our address is h-t-t-p-s.