• Café Life is the Colony's main hangout, watering hole and meeting point.

    This is a place where you'll meet and make writing friends, and indulge in stratospherically-elevated wit or barometrically low humour.

    Some Colonists pop in religiously every day before or after work. Others we see here less regularly, but all are equally welcome. Two important grounds rules…

    • Don't give offence
    • Don't take offence

    We now allow political discussion, but strongly suggest it takes place in the Steam Room, which is a private sub-forum within Café Life. It’s only accessible to Full Members.

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The Internet-savvy Capo Famiglia
Said to The Colony: 'Now that we really are
Top of all writing sites out on the net
There's one little thing that we shouldn't forget.

There are spies, there are trolls, and they all are desirous
Of giving our website a horrible virus,
In addition to which, I don't want you tricked
Into having your stories invisibly nicked.

To prevent us from any unwanted intrusion
I've talked with the tech boys to find a solution,
And oddly (for them) they simply said 'Yes',
Which is why our address is h-t-t-p-s.
 
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