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Huh - I wonder if I could justify thrillers being promoted in a castle.... :cool:

You could try getting arrested in as many of your local police stations as possible, while you gave readings of your novel! Just remember—there's no such thing as bad publicity.

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You could try getting arrested in as many of your local police stations as possible, while you gave readings of your novel! Just remember—there's no such thing as bad publicity.

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This is just too funny! But i have to add that a comedian has already tried this stunt by 'teefing' his own DVD from a Central London store :D. Lee Nelson the alter ego, if I recalled that right.
 
Carlisle Castle is smack dab in the middle of town, more or less. I've actually been there. I'd upload a picture, but that's not working??
 
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