Okay. That's interesting.
Was the car a De Lorean?
And was a white-haired man, or a teen boy with an 80's haircut driving it?
Wait, what? Oh — no, it was a kind of metallic, cerulean-blue Honda, maybe a couple years old, with beige interiors, and kind of a puffy-faced post-dudebro in a button shirt driving. I remember it all perfectly, because I looked dead at him as he went by.
I should probably tell the story. I was helping a friend of mine named Jeff move out of his studio, so I called my aunt and uncle and asked to borrow their pickup truck. When I got there, they said "
it's a stick — you know how to drive it?" and I was like "
no..." so they real quick taught me to drive a manual transmission, and after maybe a half hour of lessons off I drove off by myself into the city to meet Jeff at the art studio.
So, I'm not having a lot of fun getting it to start at traffic lights, but I haven't stalled it yet. Neither am I going very fast, and cars keep zooming by me. One such car came up behind me, and passed me by on the right, going a bit faster than I was, and I looked over at him as he passed by, and was like "
dudebro f*ck..." to myself. Again — late-thirties, button shirt maybe flannel-ish patterned, looked like he had been a frat douchebag ten years ago, now he was just a junior partner at the ad agency douchebag. He merged over to the left back into my lane in front of me, as I was starting to worry about down-shifting to stop for the red light, and he was stopped at the light already maybe 300 yards ahead of me.
I was looking straight the intersection — the red light, the cars, in a general way — but my mind was on shifting correctly. Still, I register that the blue car just vanished while I was thinking about the shifter and clutch. Poof. Gone. It didn't turn right onto the side street and drive away; it didn't blow through the light and zoom onto the freeway onramp to the right beyond the intersection. It just ceased to exist. I drove up to the red light, which now had no blue Honda in the way, first in line, and seriously freaking out. The weird thing is, by the time I got to the next light, about a quarter of a mile down, I had already completely forgot about the experience for trying to shift correctly.
It wasn't until I got to the studio, loaded up all the furniture, took it all to the new place, unloaded it, and was halfway through my drive back to my aunt and uncle's to drop off the truck and get back into my own Jeep with its wondrous automatic transmission that it suddenly struck me what I had seen like three hours earlier, and I was the "
WAIT JUST A GODDAM MINUTE! Did I just see that car f***ing DISAPPEAR?!"
No one has ever believed the story when I've told them, or said "
well if you weren't paying attention they just drove off and you didn't see it." But I was looking right at the car. I didn't blink. It just stopped existing in front of me. You see things all the time while you're paying attention to something else and still see it just fine.