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Octopus Messiah
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Yesterday morning I was griping to the wife over coffee that the endless self-promotion required to bring attention to treasured projects, especially things you feel help move humanity in a positive direction (for instance: ridiculing the cruise industry, talking ISIS, Israel and Islam with an acclaimed Palestinian journalist, bigging up heroic people while being *hilarious*) often felt demoralizing and egotistical.
One minute later-- while perched upon the throne, appropriately enough-- I pick up the Sunday Times' book section and learn that the UK's #1 Hardback bestseller, written by a Geordie Shore and BBrother reality star, is:
Moving to Defcon 3.
#killmenow
One minute later-- while perched upon the throne, appropriately enough-- I pick up the Sunday Times' book section and learn that the UK's #1 Hardback bestseller, written by a Geordie Shore and BBrother reality star, is:
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Moving to Defcon 3.
#killmenow