My English teacher didn't swear, he just threw blackboard erasers at students' heads if they said something stupid. You learned to duck quickly in that class--he was a pretty good shot.
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Miss Paulsen threw the chalk. Also a good shot. But it was usually at Ryan Jackson.
Yeah, erasers flew more regularly towards John Buckwalter, who was a smartass. I kept my head down and my mouth shut, mostly, but I secretly cheered on John. 
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Same thing here, until he got busted for cocaine in his car. The Jackson twins...Yeah, erasers flew more regularly towards John Buckwalter, who was a smartass. I kept my head down and my mouth shut, mostly, but I secretly cheered on John.
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