Adrian Bagley
Basic
Fascinating discussion on this week's show about whether or not ChatGPT is going to put us all out of work. I ran a quick experiment a while back that really backs up what the guys were saying.
I asked ChatGPT to "write me a 1,000 word story in the style of Robert E Howard about a strong, agile barbarian hero called Conn who has to fight a kraken while sailing a small boat across an ocean". It came up with this, which I have to admit isn't dreadful. Honestly, the worst bits come from it trying to incorporate my original prompt.
"Conn was a barbarian hero who had sailed across many oceans and fought many monsters. He was strong and agile, with muscles that rippled under his skin like waves on the sea. One day, he set sail on a small boat across an ocean. He had heard rumors of a kraken that lived in the depths of the sea and he was determined to find it.
As he sailed further out to sea, the waves grew larger and more violent. The wind howled like a pack of wolves and the sky turned dark as night. Conn knew that he was getting closer to the kraken’s lair.
Suddenly, the boat shook violently and Conn was thrown off his feet. He looked over the side of the boat and saw the kraken rising out of the water. Its tentacles were as thick as tree trunks and its eyes glowed like embers in the dark.
Conn drew his sword and charged at the kraken. The monster lashed out with its tentacles, but Conn was too quick for it. He dodged and weaved between them, slicing them off one by one with his sword.
The kraken roared in anger and dived back into the water. Conn knew that it would be back soon, so he prepared himself for another attack. Sure enough, the kraken rose out of the water again. This time, it was even angrier than before. It lashed out with its tentacles and Conn fought back with all his might.
The battle raged on for hours until finally, Conn plunged his sword into the kraken’s heart. The monster let out a final roar before sinking back into the depths of the sea.
Conn sailed back to shore victorious, knowing that he had defeated one of the most fearsome monsters in all the oceans."
So, the plot isn't exactly sophisticated (to be fair, neither were Howard's as a rule) and there are some contextual issues - charging on a small boat? Finding the kraken's lair in the middle of an ocean? But the prose has a certain Conan-esque ring to it and the use of simile isn't half bad. Honestly, not nearly as basic as I was expecting.
So I tried again, this time angling after a bit of human interest...
Prompt: Write me a 1000-word story about John and Padraig, teenagers who fall in love in 1920s Ireland. Explore themes of forbidden love, substance abuse and what it feels like to be young and in love for the first time.
Response: "John and Padraig were two teenagers who lived in a small village in Ireland. They met each other at a local pub where they both worked part-time. John was a shy boy who had just moved to the village with his family. Padraig was outgoing and popular among the locals. They started talking and soon became friends.
As they spent more time together, John realized that he had feelings for Padraig. He didn’t know how to express his feelings as he knew that it was forbidden for two boys to be in love. Padraig also felt the same way but was afraid of what others would say.
One day, they decided to go for a walk in the countryside. They found a secluded spot by the river where they could be alone. They talked about their feelings for each other and decided to take their relationship to the next level.
As time passed, John and Padraig’s relationship became stronger. However, they faced many challenges along the way. Substance abuse was rampant in their village and many of their friends were addicted to alcohol and drugs. They tried to stay away from it but it was difficult as it was all around them.
Despite all the challenges, John and Padraig’s love for each other never faded. They knew that they had found something special and were determined to make it work.
Being young and in love for the first time is an unforgettable experience. It’s a time when everything seems possible and nothing can stand in your way. John and Padraig knew that their love was forbidden but they didn’t care. They were happy just being together."
Which I think we can all agree is absolute *****. AI is great at writing sentences, but anything a bit deeper, involving insight into the human condition, is a loooong way off.
What we're feeling right now is probably similar to how mathematicians felt when the calculator was invented. Machines can perform, almost instantly, tasks that would take us hours, and that's scary. But the mathematicians still have jobs, and I don't think we have much to worry about either. What will probably change is the way we work. If you've been banging your head against the desk for ten minutes straight trying to make a paragraph work, AI might just be able to help...
I asked ChatGPT to "write me a 1,000 word story in the style of Robert E Howard about a strong, agile barbarian hero called Conn who has to fight a kraken while sailing a small boat across an ocean". It came up with this, which I have to admit isn't dreadful. Honestly, the worst bits come from it trying to incorporate my original prompt.
"Conn was a barbarian hero who had sailed across many oceans and fought many monsters. He was strong and agile, with muscles that rippled under his skin like waves on the sea. One day, he set sail on a small boat across an ocean. He had heard rumors of a kraken that lived in the depths of the sea and he was determined to find it.
As he sailed further out to sea, the waves grew larger and more violent. The wind howled like a pack of wolves and the sky turned dark as night. Conn knew that he was getting closer to the kraken’s lair.
Suddenly, the boat shook violently and Conn was thrown off his feet. He looked over the side of the boat and saw the kraken rising out of the water. Its tentacles were as thick as tree trunks and its eyes glowed like embers in the dark.
Conn drew his sword and charged at the kraken. The monster lashed out with its tentacles, but Conn was too quick for it. He dodged and weaved between them, slicing them off one by one with his sword.
The kraken roared in anger and dived back into the water. Conn knew that it would be back soon, so he prepared himself for another attack. Sure enough, the kraken rose out of the water again. This time, it was even angrier than before. It lashed out with its tentacles and Conn fought back with all his might.
The battle raged on for hours until finally, Conn plunged his sword into the kraken’s heart. The monster let out a final roar before sinking back into the depths of the sea.
Conn sailed back to shore victorious, knowing that he had defeated one of the most fearsome monsters in all the oceans."
So, the plot isn't exactly sophisticated (to be fair, neither were Howard's as a rule) and there are some contextual issues - charging on a small boat? Finding the kraken's lair in the middle of an ocean? But the prose has a certain Conan-esque ring to it and the use of simile isn't half bad. Honestly, not nearly as basic as I was expecting.
So I tried again, this time angling after a bit of human interest...
Prompt: Write me a 1000-word story about John and Padraig, teenagers who fall in love in 1920s Ireland. Explore themes of forbidden love, substance abuse and what it feels like to be young and in love for the first time.
Response: "John and Padraig were two teenagers who lived in a small village in Ireland. They met each other at a local pub where they both worked part-time. John was a shy boy who had just moved to the village with his family. Padraig was outgoing and popular among the locals. They started talking and soon became friends.
As they spent more time together, John realized that he had feelings for Padraig. He didn’t know how to express his feelings as he knew that it was forbidden for two boys to be in love. Padraig also felt the same way but was afraid of what others would say.
One day, they decided to go for a walk in the countryside. They found a secluded spot by the river where they could be alone. They talked about their feelings for each other and decided to take their relationship to the next level.
As time passed, John and Padraig’s relationship became stronger. However, they faced many challenges along the way. Substance abuse was rampant in their village and many of their friends were addicted to alcohol and drugs. They tried to stay away from it but it was difficult as it was all around them.
Despite all the challenges, John and Padraig’s love for each other never faded. They knew that they had found something special and were determined to make it work.
Being young and in love for the first time is an unforgettable experience. It’s a time when everything seems possible and nothing can stand in your way. John and Padraig knew that their love was forbidden but they didn’t care. They were happy just being together."
Which I think we can all agree is absolute *****. AI is great at writing sentences, but anything a bit deeper, involving insight into the human condition, is a loooong way off.
What we're feeling right now is probably similar to how mathematicians felt when the calculator was invented. Machines can perform, almost instantly, tasks that would take us hours, and that's scary. But the mathematicians still have jobs, and I don't think we have much to worry about either. What will probably change is the way we work. If you've been banging your head against the desk for ten minutes straight trying to make a paragraph work, AI might just be able to help...