ACX: Endless Problems
I should be jubilant, for after nine joyless months of creating audiobooks of my five
Cornish Detective novels they are all finally submitted to ACX for scrutinising as being of good enough quality to appear on the shelves of Audible.
That I’m less than ecstatic is because I’m exhausted by working 12-hour days and because dealing with ACX is like entrusting your most treasured possessions to the village idiot!
I previously mentioned problems with ‘extraneous noises’ that ACX claimed appeared at the beginning and end of my submitted chapters. I found on the Reddit and Quora ACX forums that several other authors had also received this rejection, even though their recordings were perfect.
ACX is opaque in how it deems submissions fail its standards, which is even more aggravating when using its own submissions page reveals its failings.
Each chapter of an audiobook is treated as a separate project and has to be uploaded as an Mp3. It’s no problem for me to convert Audacity’s aup file to an Mp3 or WAV or OGG as their Export button offers these choices.
The difficulties start on uploading the Mp3, whereon two-thirds of the chapters are red-flagged as having technical issues with a referral to the Audio Analysis tab, which when clicked on shows nothing. Indeed, clicking on the Upload Manager tab there’s always a statement that
“No technical issues were found” — contradicting the red flag. Despite this, the red warning message may stay next to the uploaded project, making the author look like a stubborn failure for persisting.
I’ve resubmitted chapters five times to make the red message disappear. Other problems that occur include the upload being stuck on ‘Analysing Audio’, sometimes for hours according to some Reddit members.
I devoted the last three days to checking my remaining three titles were perfect by listening to them all again, before uploading them. Time taken to complete an upload should be about five minutes, depending on file size, connection speed and how busy the ACX site is. It’s very common for there to be an
"oops, something went wrong" message which doesn’t say anything more than that, so you’re not sure if the upload has completed, or not...so, you return to the Upload Manager and start the process again.
Bear in mind that ACX is the vetting arm of Audible which is part of Kindle Direct Publishing which is part of Amazon...which is owned by the world’s richest man Jeff Bezos—who seems to think that it’s OK to use shoddy software showing no respect for his traders.
After wasting almost four hours trying to upload ten chapters, I decided to vent my spleen by posting a message on Reddit. Logging on, I found that another Reddit member had just posted a complaint about the very things bothering me! We exchanged messages, which was of some comfort to me.
I sound grumpy, but it’s with good cause. As I’ve detailed in this thread, the process of creating an audiobook is enormously time-consuming (an average of 1,000 hours for an 80,000-word novel) and frustrating and boring when mastering your recording. To then be met with opposition from the sales portal of ACX is insulting.
You have been warned!