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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.

H. L. Mencken

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I'm sure it all depends on how the cow is milked. Cows in the huge dairy farms probably have feelings akin to The Handmaid's Tale when they're stuck to those massive milk-suckers. And have you ever heard a cow when their offspring is snatched from them within the first 48 hours so they'll provide enough milk for human consumption? Tension relieved? I don't think so.
 
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