Hello :)

[Chase Gamwell]

he is the single-most nightmarish driver you'll ever ride with...

You haven't driven with my wife...

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Well for one thing all the awesome becomes deafening.

If you're continually so awesome, are you really awesome at all?

 

[Chase Gamwell]

If you're continually so awesome, are you really awesome at all?

We'll pass the torch today.

 

[Marc Joan]

He says he's been writing. He's the only person I know who can get away with writing for 8 hours a day at work. Don't listen to him when he tells you he works hard at work, he's just puffing his chest.

I knew it!

 

[Alistair Roberts]

He says he's been writing. He's the only person I know who can get away with writing for 8 hours a day at work. Don't listen to him when he tells you he works hard at work, he's just puffing his chest.

So, the cat's out of the bag, er, book I mean!!

 

[KatCarwile]

Is... this the "Living with Jason" group therapy room?

I can tell you all from close personal experience that his feet smell, and that he is the single-most nightmarish driver you'll ever ride with...

Oh-ho-ho! I wasn't event thinking of mentioning your smelly feet (which, by the way, are horrific.) I do think it would be fun to tell some of your secrets.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Oh-ho-ho! I wasn't event thinking of mentioning your smelly feet (which, by the way, are horrific.) I do think it would be fun to tell some of your secrets.

Doooo itttttttt

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Now, now. We don't want to encourage any public marital spats.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Now, now. We don't want to encourage any public marital spats.

"Public" lol

 

[KatCarwile]

Here we go!

First, I am sure we can all identify with a part of this. Those moments when you are just so tired that every other word that comes out of your mouth comes out wrong, regardless of how right it is in your head?! Well, do not, under any circumstance, mock Jason or chuckle when it happens to him. He will get extremely angry, red in the face, and demand that you explain to him why you would make fun of him.

Let's talk about Bear Grylls. I am a decoy wife. Why would Jason need a decoy wife? Well. Jason needs a decoy wife so the world doesn't catch on to his infatuation with Bear Grylls. Don't get me wrong, Jason loves women... But! If Bear was standing next to Anne Hathaway and Jason had to choose... Sorry Anne!
Jason doesn't only want to BE Bear, I am convinced he thinks he IS Bear.

To be continued....

 

[KatCarwile]

"Public" lol

Haha! No worries, I am seeking permission before posting. For now.

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Here we go!

First, I am sure we can all identify with a part of this. Those moments when you are just so tired that every other word that comes out of your mouth comes out wrong, regardless of how right it is in your head?! Well, do not, under any circumstance, mock Jason or chuckle when it happens to him. He will get extremely angry, red in the face, and demand that you explain to him why you would make fun of him.

Let's talk about Bear Grylls. I am a decoy wife. Why would Jason need a decoy wife? Well. Jason needs a decoy wife so the world doesn't catch on to his infatuation with Bear Grylls. Don't get me wrong, Jason loves women... But! If Bear was standing next to Anne Hathaway and Jason had to choose... Sorry Anne!
Jason doesn't only want to BE Bear, I am convinced he thinks he IS Bear.

To be continued....

What a great undercover operation. Get to actually be Bear Grylls? Cool.

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Well I am NOT with Jason on that one, I.... er, never mind!

 

[KatCarwile]

 

[Nicole Wilson]

All right, Kat. Well we know a lot about Jason, what about you? What do you do? What do you like to read? And my biggest question: did you draw your profile pic and the header on your twitter? Cuz they're gorgeous.

 

[Chase Gamwell]

All right, Kat. Well we know a lot about Jason, what about you? What do you do? What do you like to read? And my biggest question: did you draw your profile pic and the header on your twitter? Cuz they're gorgeous.

AAAAAND...you should go post on the Top Three thread for funsies!

 

[Marc Joan]

Here we go!

First, I am sure we can all identify with a part of this. Those moments when you are just so tired that every other word that comes out of your mouth comes out wrong, regardless of how right it is in your head?! Well, do not, under any circumstance, mock Jason or chuckle when it happens to him. He will get extremely angry, red in the face, and demand that you explain to him why you would make fun of him.

Let's talk about Bear Grylls. I am a decoy wife. Why would Jason need a decoy wife? Well. Jason needs a decoy wife so the world doesn't catch on to his infatuation with Bear Grylls. Don't get me wrong, Jason loves women... But! If Bear was standing next to Anne Hathaway and Jason had to choose... Sorry Anne!
Jason doesn't only want to BE Bear, I am convinced he thinks he IS Bear.

To be continued....

I knew it!

 

[Bernard Stacey]

What a great undercover operation. Get to actually be Bear Grylls? Cool.

Bear - yes, but with all that good humour I've always thought more Paddington than Grylls...
;-)

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Bear - yes, but with all that good humour I've always thought more Paddington than Grylls...
;-)

LOL!!

 

[Chase Gamwell]

Bear - yes, but with all that good humour I've always thought more Paddington than Grylls...
;-)

I guess that depends. @KatCarwile does Jason eat plenty of marmalade?

 

[Jason Byrne]

Here we go!

First, I am sure we can all identify with a part of this. Those moments when you are just so tired that every other word that comes out of your mouth comes out wrong, regardless of how right it is in your head?! Well, do not, under any circumstance, mock Jason or chuckle when it happens to him. He will get extremely angry, red in the face, and demand that you explain to him why you would make fun of him.

Let's talk about Bear Grylls. I am a decoy wife. Why would Jason need a decoy wife? Well. Jason needs a decoy wife so the world doesn't catch on to his infatuation with Bear Grylls. Don't get me wrong, Jason loves women... But! If Bear was standing next to Anne Hathaway and Jason had to choose... Sorry Anne!
Jason doesn't only want to BE Bear, I am convinced he thinks he IS Bear.

To be continued....

I would make beautiful hook-nosed babies with Bear Grylls. No joke. And I would punch a baby koala for making fun of fumbling my words.

 

[Jason Byrne]

Bear - yes, but with all that good humour I've always thought more Paddington than Grylls...
;-)

I guess that depends. @KatCarwile does Jason eat plenty of marmalade?

You know, I actually do. Apricot marmalade is awesome...

 

[Jason Byrne]

All right, Kat. Well we know a lot about Jason, what about you? What do you do? What do you like to read? And my biggest question: did you draw your profile pic and the header on your twitter? Cuz they're gorgeous.

AHA! Tables.

Turned. Let's talk about SWEETIE!

 

[KatCarwile]

AHA! Tables.

Turned. Let's talk about SWEETIE!

Hey, I did all the talking for you. Your turn.
Mwahahaha!

 

[Jason Byrne]

All right, Kat. Well we know a lot about Jason, what about you? What do you do? What do you like to read? And my biggest question: did you draw your profile pic and the header on your twitter? Cuz they're gorgeous.

AHA! Tables.

Turned. Let's talk about SWEETIE!

Hey, I did all the talking for you. Your turn.
Mwahahaha!

Okay... I'm game...

Sweetie works in purchasing for an interior design firm — pictured below is from her office:

She is interested in Paulo Coelho books (holy crap I spelled it right), Lifetime movies and HGTV, the history of the Holocaust, and Jane Austen in a big way.
In general, she really gets into a "real" story, ones that did or could actually happen, like "The Imitation Game," "Gone Girl," or "Pride and Prejudice." Which is perfect, because that's exactly what I write about!

The profile pic is one she found online and loves because it's apropos for her life right now, withdrawing from much of her online presence while she dives into a lifestyle of health, fitness, and meditation, and comes out transformed. In the meantime, this is kind of what we see of her, something partway between woman and chrysalis.

 

[Lex Black]

Welcome to the Colony, Kat! It's hard to tell how much of the insanity around here begins with Jason and how much he is spurred on by it. Bit of an ourorboros, there...

 

[KatCarwile]

Thanks Lex! I can assure you that Jason is the insanity around here. The man has chaos running through his veins.

 

[Marc Joan]

I would make beautiful hook-nosed babies with Bear Grylls. No joke.

Looks like you already did:

 

[KatCarwile]

LOL! Looks like Adam Levine.