Food & Death. Delicate? Do Not Enter.

[Katie-Ellen]

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This charming young lady is a mortician, and for writers, an absolute mine of macabre, and sometimes downright disgusting information.

 

[Geoff]

Brilliant! Gives a whole new dimension to the phrase I am just dying for something to eat

 

[James Marinero]

Great fun!

 

[Ancora Imparo]

Cake. Some toffees, maybe some Bendicks Bittermints, a jar of that scrummy hot chocolate you can just eat straight out of the jar without adding milk... oh yes, and a Mars Bar that's been in the freezer (not the fridge; not cold enough), maybe some giant chocolate buttons... oh. I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Il Matrimonio had his foot trodden on by a vulture the other week. At a bird of prey centre. Maybe it or should I say, she...her name was Giselle...was tenderising him for later.

Here she is afterwards, posing for fans, exhausted by her celebrity performance. Bless.