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This gave me a chuckle today ...
JayHenge Publishing notes in their submission guidelines: "We reserve the right to reject a manuscript or query for any reason, including but not limited to criminal neglect of creativity, first degree murder of the English language, adverbial abuse, possession of cliché with intent to distribute, and pathological telegraphing."
 
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