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Why is her dress broken?
I don't get it. Why do women love with their ears? That supposed to mean the way to a woman's heart is flattery, or taking their ear off? haha.
No, it means you have to engage our minds, not just take your shirt off.
Though shirt-off o’clock has its place, lol.
Though shirt-off o’clock has its place, lol.
My husband would remind me of a certain sweaty runner down Wexford High Street that made my jaw legiterally drop. I saved myself by saying it reminded me of him when we first started dating.
There's a Yiddish saying, "When the Putz goes up-the Brains go out the window." I would say women are not immune to that principle. There would not be so many little ones everywhere if we remembered childbirth when shirts come. off.
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Ah. Then why not say a woman loves with her mind? lol
I don't think she was concentrating - her dress was broken.
Yeah, she was busy being "a feast" for the men. 
Isn't this wrong? I certainly disagree. That's not my experience. It's too polite. Get to the point... men think with their dicks.
I think once on Hollywood Squares she did say that the brain was the largest erogenous zone
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Eyes seem to regulate the hydraulics, but even Monty Python recognised this phenomenon.
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