Back after a... two year hiatus? Hope everyone's faring well during the apocalypse.
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Happy birthday!Happy Birthday!
Editing is starting to feel like a big pile of wank.
New job yeaaaa
Thanks for the birthday messages! It was a good day, except when I found a bone in my lunch.Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one!Happy Birthday!
Partner's just left for Iraq. Lame.
What is one supposed to do with a marrow? I have acquired one.
Today I found a gigantic white hair in my eyebrow. I'm sure it wasn't there yesterday. The eyebrow predicts the grave.
Pokemon Go is taking over everywhere I know. The pub is a gym.
I need a job. Any jobs?
I see the referendum is quickly imploding.
Double birthday - whip out the @ symbol. Happy Birthday @AgentPete and @Octopus Messiah - great days to you.
Thought I'd try my hand at a horror story. It went well. Now I can't sleep.
Who's Derek and why is he so peculiarly sinister? -
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