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Nine thousand pounds after finishing my degree which lent me absolutely no prospects I finally got a job via my mother. Now I'm a teaching assistant to 16-18 year olds who are far better-mannered than the media would have me believe. I usually like writing literary fiction because I enjoy putting words on a page but don't often have much clue of the plot and saying it's 'literary fiction' makes that somehow acceptable. Tragicomedy's my bag, because there's nothing more tragic than funny gone bad. I use more commas when I write stories too. I drink a lot of tea except on weekends when I turn it into wine. Like Jesus. Like Jesus. If you take anything from this let it be those two words. 'Like Jesus.'