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[Marc Joan]

https://www.comedywomeninprint.co.uk/

If I thought I could get away with wearing a frock, I'd have a go. £5,000 buys a lot of mince pies.

 

[Barbara]

Shame I'm not funny. 5K would be useful. I wouldn't spend all of it on mince pies though. I'd save some dosh for Brandy butter. And of course, the postage to send you a box, Marc.

 

[Marc Joan]

I hereby declare you Saint Barbara, Patron of the Hungry. Seriously, appreciate the thought. My daughter has just been force-feeding me with honey cake, but there's always room for a mince pie...

 

[Barbara]

Force-feeding you with honey cake? Uh-oh. She wants something for Christmas. Saint Marc, Parton of the Stuffed and Bribed

 

[Webbwalker]

As a former comedy writer, I'd like to thank you for bringing my attention to this (and wondering why it's not showed up in my writer's room yet. Bad writer's room).
Thanks!

 

[Marc Joan]

Force-feeding you with honey cake? Uh-oh. She wants something for Christmas. Saint Marc, Parton of the Stuffed and Bribed

To be honest, she is pushing at an open door:

 

[Marc Joan]

As a former comedy writer, I'd like to thank you for bringing my attention to this (and wondering why it's not showed up in my writer's room yet. Bad writer's room).
Thanks!

You're welcome!

 

[Eva Ulian]

https://www.comedywomeninprint.co.uk/

If I thought I could get away with wearing a frock, I'd have a go. £5,000 buys a lot of mince pies.

Personally, I was more attracted by the M.A. offer, says I.

 

[Marc Joan]

The stuff of nightmares...