What would the PhD theses of fictional characters be?

[Brian Clegg]

My mate Roger Ashton-Griffiths has just got a PhD. In his day job, he plays Mace Tyrell in Game of Thrones, and someone on Twitter congratulated him by saying 'Congratulations Lord Tyrell PhD.'

It led me to wonder what the PhD titles of various well-known characters would be. (You could also write their theses as a whole new form of fiction, but that would be a lot harder work.)

For example:
Hermione Grainger PhD: 'Magical Traits, A Genetic or Epigenetic Legacy?'
Homer Simpson PhD: 'The Topography of Ring Donuts as Applied to Taste and Consumability'

Over to you...

 

[Alistair Roberts]

Sherlock Holmes, PhD Clinical Criminology (almost real)

 

[Jennifer Stone]

Miss Jane Marple PhD 'Applied Theoretical Reasoning Comparable to the Inner Workings of Quaint English Villages and their Occupants'

Mr Hercule Poirot BA ' Psychology, Observation and Moustache Trimming for the Belgian Gentleman'

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Jack Reacher PhD in kicking ass

 

[Marc Joan]

Nicole Wilson, PhD in Gubernatorial Studies

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Nicole Wilson, PhD in Gubernatorial Studies

Haha SUCCESS! Well, I can retire now, guys. I know exactly where my heart belongs

 

[KG Christopher]

@Carol Rose - Doctor Love

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Elizabeth Bennet--Socioeconomic factors' influences on mate-choice

 

[Nicole Wilson]

Elizabeth Bennet--Socioeconomic factors' influences on mate-choice

Lol I'm totally reading this book right now.

 

[Robinne Weiss]

Lol I'm totally reading this book right now.

I love the book, but I think in part it's because you could just about switch out Elizabeth and Darcy for me and my husband and that's our story...working-class girl meets rich arrogant boy and both find (to their dismay) that they like each other...

 

[Katie-Ellen]

Winnie The Pooh- Double PhD : Existential Philosophy & The Bleeding Obvious

 

[KG Christopher]

Winnie The Pooh- Double PhD : Existential Philosophy & The Bleeding Obvious

love the tao of poo

 

[Richard Sutton]

Well, Lord Tyrell would have degrees both in human resource management and viticulture...

 

[Jason Byrne]

My mate Roger Ashton-Griffiths has just got a PhD. In his day job, he plays Mace Tyrell in Game of Thrones, and someone on Twitter congratulated him by saying 'Congratulations Lord Tyrell PhD.'

It led me to wonder what the PhD titles of various well-known characters would be. (You could also write their theses as a whole new form of fiction, but that would be a lot harder work.)

For example:
Hermione Grainger PhD: 'Magical Traits, A Genetic or Epigenetic Legacy?'
Homer Simpson PhD: 'The Topography of Ring Donuts as Applied to Taste and Consumability'

Over to you...

Well, Lord Tyrell would have degrees both in human resource management and viticulture...

Yeah, let's swing back 'round to the fact that you're mates with Mace Tyrell.
BUH-DASS.