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The Disappearing Panda

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What has happened to Panda? Who or what is Derek? Is he darkly significant?
 
Sorry Bluma, I cannot concur with your proposition, in fact a Stork is more likely to be brown than a dragon is likely to exist.

A fox with wings is a flyinq squiril, and it doen's look like one of those either???
 


Mei el heshla...

I have no idea how you spell that, but we say it often in my house.
 
See, this is one reason I love this place... “high-minded banter rubbing shoulders with low-down wit...” that’s Cafe Life for you... nowhere else like it! :)
 
Lex Black said:
You do not know Derek, but Derek knows you. Derek sees you. He sees your dreams. He has always seen your dreams.

Ia Derek! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Derek R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Bluma Bezbroda said:
Ok, I'm no stranger to Lovecraftian mythology, but I never heard of Derek. Who is he, Yog-Sothoth's bastard son? No, wait, that one was Wilbur :D
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As it happens, the children of Yog-Sothoth and Shub-Niggurath (the black goat of the woods with a thousand young iä iä) were the twins Nug and Yeb. Nug bore Cthulhu, and Yeb the dread toad-god Tsathoggua.

Derek was probably in there somewhere.
 
If this is Tsathoggua-:
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-then I can tell you that the dread toad-god speaks with a monotonal Brummy accent and believes himself to be remarkably astute, cultured and sophisticated, despite all independent opinion. Because he was the CEO of a company I once worked at (for my sins).
 
KG Christopher said:
I have spent close to 1 whole hour of my life looking at this -- thing -- and I am nowhere nearer to knowing what it is. Can we have the pandas back please?
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I have executed a little link following. Derek is classified as "dark". I thought Derek was an eagle, but he is not. Under the highest magnification I can manage he looks rather like a clump of moving sea-weed. Je n'aime pas le Derek. I demand that he is revealed during the link-up tomorrow.
 
Sea-shore said:
My children (8 and 5) both rushed over to head bang and play air-guitar when I clicked on this! Thanks!:D:)
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Your kids are the most awesome thing in the history of ever, and it will totally not go to their heads if you tell them I said so.
 
KG Christopher said:
Pandas have it hard....

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See! Cheer up sad panda! It will all work out in the end!
I'm catching up — only just saw this, and it made my morning.
I will totally complement any panda I come across. But I'm not giving them pity-sex.

80% for sure about that.
 
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