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Something that made me smile.

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Jake E

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My 4 year old wrote a story... by write, I mean she dictated it to me to type. I thought I'd share it, as it brightened my otherwise awful day.

A scary story.

Once upon a time, there was a zombie that wanted to go away. He wanted to scare everyone.

“boo, boo, boo,”

Suddenly, one of his friends came. He was a ghost.

“oooo. I’m a ghostie behind your back,”

Then, another friend came. It was a witch.

“he he he, I’m a witch,”

Then suddenly, the witch made carrot cake, because she was a good witch.

The end.
 
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