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Jimithyh said: ↑
Right now I'm thinking of "The Long Distance Murder of a Literary Agent." But that might just be soar grapes the size of basket balls here ...
Jennifer Stone said: ↑
'How to Kill your Publisher...And Get Away With It!'
Jason Byrne said:
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That isn't hard...just write a book with them in it and kill them off by cruel and dastardly means. Death by a million paper cuts... or fall into a pool of double-edge razor blades.
 
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Jimithyh said: ↑
Right now I'm thinking of "The Long Distance Murder of a Literary Agent." But that might just be soar grapes the size of basket balls here ...
Jennifer Stone said: ↑
'How to Kill your Publisher...And Get Away With It!'


That isn't hard...just write a book with them in it and kill them off by cruel and dastardly means. Death by a million paper cuts... or fall into a pool of double-edge razor blades.
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