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I just had the misfortune of hearing Madonna's version of the cringe-worthy Earth Kitt tune, "Santa, Baby". I think it would be very useful as the Muzak in a clinic where poisoning victims are helped... ooops! I gotta go retch...

I was in BHS last week and heard a guy singing the same song, or should I say 'Santa, Buddy'. T'was a bit weird.
 
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BHS, 10 pairs of undies for 3.99 ???

For our American viewers, BHS is 'British Home Stores'

Forgive me, my American cousins, I sometimes forget these things. The song was also on the sound system btw, not some random man singing. Though that would've been funny :D
 
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