• Café Life is the Colony's main hangout, watering hole and meeting point.

    This is a place where you'll meet and make writing friends, and indulge in stratospherically-elevated wit or barometrically low humour.

    Some Colonists pop in religiously every day before or after work. Others we see here less regularly, but all are equally welcome. Two important grounds rules…

    • Don't give offence
    • Don't take offence

    We now allow political discussion, but strongly suggest it takes place in the Steam Room, which is a private sub-forum within Café Life. It’s only accessible to Full Members.

    You can dismiss this notice by clicking the "x" box

** NO POP-UP SUBMISSIONS THIS WEEK - SUNDAY 19th MARCH**

Invest in You. Get Full Membership now.
Status
Not open for further replies.

Jonny

Staff member
Guardian
Full Member
Blogger
Joined
Mar 1, 2020
LitBits
200
Dear All,

Unfortunately, due to the vagaries of International Air Travel, Pete sends his most sincere apologies but is regrettably unable to host a show this week.

However, normal
service will resume again next Sunday 26th March.
 
*Sets up a horrifying manikin and a webcam*

"Welcome to Plop-Up Submissions! I'm totally Peter Cox and not a horrifying manikin being operated badly like a ventriloquist dummy! To keep the show going, please send cash, money orders and sacks of gold to this unspecified address..."
 
Invest in You. Get Full Membership now.
Status
Not open for further replies.

Further Articles from the Author Platform

Latest Articles By Litopians

  • A Fresh Start
    There comes a point in life* when you must admit that you were wrong. A story is trundling along at ...
  • The Book They Actually Wanted
    Writers need feedback, and I have found the perfect focus group*. It offers raw, physical reactions, ...
  • People Like Those: Aigneis
    Aigneis is a diminutive lady in her 80s, still sharp of mind, though frail of limb. She moved to Bir ...
  • Where it all started
    When Alphonse de Lamartine said “music is the literature of the heart,” I’m pretty sure he was ...
  • If Genre Were A Custody Battle
    A conference room. Two GENRES sit fuming on opposite sides of a table. The DIRECTOR sits at the head ...
  • A few of my favourite things
    I like skidding along a slippery floor in just my socks. And sending my shopping cart spinning on it ...
  • Don’t Just Take My Word For It
     ‘The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself’ – William Fa ...
What Goes Around
Comes Around!
Back
Top