Fanfare! New writerly podcast

[Barbara]

FANFARE.

@Jonny and I are happy to announce the birth our new writerly podcast: Green Cows Don't Fly. The concept is simple. We prompted A I to write a book (with a little help from us) and every week, Jonny and I banter about the latest chapter. Expect plenty of quirkiness and some general madness. Here's to fun and mild hysteria.

We would be proud to have you among our listeners.

You can find us on most podcast sites, like this one:

Green Cows Don't Fly

Comedy Podcast · Updated Weekly · Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh…

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[Josephine]

Oh gosh I love AI writing so much. Will be sure to check this out! (Here's a little AI weirdness I found recently, list-writing rather than novel-writing. This kind of thing makes me laugh so much I can't breathe.)

 

[RK Wallis]

Every time I hear Fabrese, I hear Febreeze, a laundry product over here, lol

 

[Vagabond Heart]

Oh gosh I love AI writing so much. Will be sure to check this out! (Here's a little AI weirdness I found recently, list-writing rather than novel-writing. This kind of thing makes me laugh so much I can't breathe.)

Well now I know why my cakes are crap - I forgot to put the lobster in a velvet gown! Silly me.

 

[Josephine]

Well now I know why my cakes are crap - I forgot to put the lobster in a velvet gown! Silly me.

But are they intimidating?

 

[Dorm Ant]

This is a poem:

encourage your happy thoughts
Don't turn it.
turn the lights off in the room
imagine yourself during a storm
Tap dance once
imagine yourself on the moon during a thunderstorm.

 

[Vagabond Heart]

But are they intimidating?

Only if used as weapons

 

[Barbara]

Every time I hear Fabrese, I hear Febreeze, a laundry product over here, lol

We have it here too.

A I has big plans in store for Faybreeze.

 

[Jonny]

Not to mention her sister, Lenor.

 

[gbhunt]

Hysterical, guys! I've only just started listening to these. What fun

 

[Julie]

As you know, I’ve shared you around! Stroke of genius for sure. We need a Brian tee-shirt!

 

[Barbara]

Hysterical, guys! I've only just started listening to these. What fun

Thank you very much, Geraldine. And thank you for listening. Great to know you're enjoying them.

As you know, I’ve shared you around! Stroke of genius for sure. We need a Brian tee-shirt!

Thank you Galadriel. And thank you for sharing us around. We really appreciate your support. You're on the list to have the first T-shirt.

 

[Jonny]

Hysterical, guys! I've only just started listening to these. What fun

That's marvelous to hear, Geraldine. Pleased you're enjoying them. Thank you for saying. We have a lot of fun putting the episodes together.

As you know, I’ve shared you around! Stroke of genius for sure. We need a Brian tee-shirt!

Thanks a million, Galadriel. That's really encouraging to hear and so kind of you to spread the word too. We've got our Merch team onto it. The T-shirts, that is.

What do you reckon, B? 3% off** T-shirts & mugs for @Galadriel and @gbhunt when they're ready?

**Yeah, and I'm actually talking each item here for both, so... you know?

 

[Barbara]

What do you reckon, B? 3% off** T-shirts & mugs for @Galadriel and @gbhunt when they're ready?

Do you mean when the Ts and mugs are ready, or when Geraldine and Galadriel are ready?

Oh, I reckon a freebie mug for those two.

£9.99 for postage of course

 

[Jonny]

Oh, I reckon a freebie mug for those two

Well, I wouldn't normally be comfortable with such largesse, but... well... it's Christmas, so yeah, OK.
Now, are you sure £9.99 covers postage, though?

 

[Barbara]

Well, I wouldn't normally be comfortable with such largesse, but... well... it's Christmas, so yeah, OK.
Now, are you sure £9.99 covers postage, though?

How about we offer to hand deliver them for free (and stay for two weeks)?

 

[Jan L]

This is fantastic! Will listen this week! Congrats on your launch!

 

[Barbara]

This is fantastic! Will listen this week! Congrats on your launch!

Thank you so much, @Jan L.

 

[gbhunt]

You’re welcome to come and stay with me. The flights might cost a little more than postage though and you’d need to pack your bathers!

 

[Jonny]

This is fantastic! Will listen this week! Congrats on your launch!

Thanks @Jan L. Much appreciated and hope you enjoy.

 

[Barbara]

For the fans among you, get into the festive spirit by listening to the Xmas episode of Green Cows Don't Fly. We released it early, and you can already find under the podcast tree. Unwrap it here:



And just to say:

Thank you for all the support and messages we've received so far. It's fabulous to know that people enjoy the show. We treasure all you lovely fans. Happy Christmas to you.