Fanfare! I defended my PhD today

[Jason L.]

So if you have any broken, injured, or sick history, please do get it to me.

'Cause I'm a doctor now.

 

[Claire G]

Yay! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I stubbed my toe - can you help?

 

[Jason L.]

Ask your toe if it's in danger of being misinterpreted by those cheeky Marxists as part of the larger class-based struggle against you, and what it thinks about the possibility of crowd violence in colonial Mexico City.

I'll be waiting while you perform this necessary triage.

 

[Claire G]

My toe said fuck the class system. All toes are equal.

 

[mickleinapickle]

Congratulations!

I had my heart broken in the '65 summer of love when I saw my darling, Nancy Shufflebottom, kissing Henry Hooper, a handsome hippy from Hartlepool, underneath the street light on the corner of Canal Street and Brick Lane.

Can you fix it?

 

[MattScho]

My toe said fuck the class system. All toes are equal.

The foot cannot be just before the toes control the means of perambulation

 

[Nikky Lee]

Brilliant! Congratulations Jason!

 

[Hannah Faoileán]

Congratulations!

I rarely get migraines, but when I do, they always predict an imminent storm.

 

[James Charles]

So if you have any broken, injured, or sick history, please do get it to me.

'Cause I'm a doctor now.

I prefer the professor (did it with a knife in the conservatory).