• Café Life is the Colony's main hangout, watering hole and meeting point.

    This is a place where you'll meet and make writing friends, and indulge in stratospherically-elevated wit or barometrically low humour.

    Some Colonists pop in religiously every day before or after work. Others we see here less regularly, but all are equally welcome. Two important grounds rules…

    • Don't give offence
    • Don't take offence

    We now allow political discussion, but strongly suggest it takes place in the Steam Room, which is a private sub-forum within Café Life. It’s only accessible to Full Members.

    You can dismiss this notice by clicking the "x" box

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If you haven’t already signed up for Full Membership here, today (Friday) is your last chance to sign up AND get next Saturday’s live seminar on The New Art Of The Blurb for free.

Here’s how it works.

Seminars – and Huddles – are only available to Full Members who have made at least seven posts in the Colony and have been Full Members for seven days – it’s the “7/7 Rule”. This is designed to prevent total strangers from signing up and getting instant access to Huddles, which as you know are quite confidential meetings.

So if you upgrade your membership today – or give a Gift Upgrade to another member today – they will become eligible to book themselves into the Seminar on Friday (3rd September).

After today, the only other way to attend will be by booking and paying full price (which frankly is still a snip at $19.95 – compare it to any other seminar!).

Upgrade – or gift an upgrade – in the Account Upgrade Control Panel now.
 
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