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Capitals or not capitals, that is the question?

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Okay, so a question for the grammar police ;)

When we call someone 'human' we don't capitalise the H and if that human spoke English we capitalise the E. So my question is, if an elephant spoke, would he or she speak in Elephant with a capital E?
 
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Do we therefore we need to consider (inter alia)
Draconglish
Mantoglish
Elaphanglish

?

Those of a certain age and origin might get this faster than other- My father always loved Kilometres Deboutish.
 

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