No, it will not outlive you, tsk, tsk! Enjoy the *many decades* of use of your new laptop 
Litopia
Emily
Robinne Weiss
Ooo! New toys! Enjoy! There's nothing more exciting (and frustrating) than a new computer! (well, okay, a new baby is WAY more exciting and frustrating, but a new computer's up there on the list...)
Paul Whybrow
Thank you for your congratulations, but things have changed...Me now sad boy! See Chase's Technical Questionnairium for details of my latest cyber curse!