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She Loved Me Not by Michael James Treacy The glint in her eye was too risky
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A hapless young man's quest for love is thwarted again.


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Last night I dreamed of Samantha
Who tore at my throat like a panther
Then she started to chew
My oesophagus too
And I don’t think I’ll try to romance her
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Molly told me she was a mig welder
And I felt red-hot heat as I held her
She loved the bright arcs
And all of the sparks
But my gas-weld technique just repelled her
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Sally drank a full bottle of whisky
Which made her feel fruity and frisky
She said she had time
If I had the rhyme
But the glint in her eye was too risky
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I met Yasmin in old Istanbul
With her lips oh so luscious and full
She told me she cared
But I was too scared
‘Cos her Dad was called Yusuf-The-Bull
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I fancied Colleen from Kilkenny
With beauty like hers there ain’t many
When I asked for a kiss
She said, “Give me a miss
I save all my loving for Jenny”
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A hapless young man's quest for love is thwarted again.
Last night I dreamed of Samantha
Who tore at my throat like a panther
Then she started to chew
My oesophagus too
And I don’t think I’ll try to romance her
.
Molly told me she was a mig welder
And I felt red-hot heat as I held her
She loved the bright arcs
And all of the sparks
But my gas-weld technique just repelled her
.
Sally drank a full bottle of whisky
Which made her feel fruity and frisky
She said she had time
If I had the rhyme
But the glint in her eye was too risky
.
I met Yasmin in old Istanbul
With her lips oh so luscious and full
She told me she cared
But I was too scared
‘Cos her Dad was called Yusuf-The-Bull
.
I fancied Colleen from Kilkenny
With beauty like hers there ain’t many
When I asked for a kiss
She said, “Give me a miss
I save all my loving for Jenny”
.
A hapless young man's quest for love is thwarted again.
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